[Ho hum, if it isn’t another video broadcast coming on.
There’s another new staff member, it seems, for the screen shows an unknown office. A peculiar one at that. The dimly lit room almost looks as if it were underwater at first glance, but upon further inspection one would realize it’s only a very large, wall sized tank of water. Inside the tank swim two moray eels that cast the camera what seem like devious looks every now and then.
Before the tank sits a black desk, and seated at the desk is a... rather large woman with purple skin, stark white hair, and wearing a long
black dress.
She sits there, disregarding that the camera is even on for a moment, as she looks to the side at a mirror and puts lipstick onto her already heavily made up face. Once it’s applied, she gives her reflection a satisfied grin and turns to the screen.]
Hello darlings~!
Thought I’d go ahead and make my introduction. Not to worry, it will be brief! [Chuckles.]
I was called here to your lovely little school to be your counselor. You can all call me Ursula. “Auntie” Ursula, even. No need to be formal with me dears, I’m here to be your friend~
There’s quite a bit of drama going on amongst you, isn’t there? Poor things! It’s dreadful, isn’t it? Wish there was a place to let out your sorrows and anguish, don’t you? Well fear not, that’s what my office is for. Stop by any time, my door will always be open.
--oh! And before I forget... if any of you know of a young girl named Ariel, do let me know. Long red hair, slim figure, pretty face... you’ll know her when you see her. [Another chuckle, this on a little darker than the first.] Thank you, darlings!
[And with that, the screen goes black.]