Dude, i hate how i cant talk to girlss....
It's like yeah, i can talk to girls and i can have fun and joke around and make them laugh and stuff, but when it comes down to like a "holy ba-jesus i have a crush on you!" theres where i go blank...
Its so much damn presssuurrrre! cause i dont want to be all awkward and uncomfortable, cause thats not my bag, baby.
Alright cause theres this girl, shes like the epitome of a girl i can see myself with, when i hung out with her, she was fuggin' hilarious, shes quixotic, shes talented, shes smart, determined, exotic, shes soooo god damnz gorgeous, and god damnit, she likes video games, and drives a honda civic! and damnit she talks to my sister more than i do. it's not fair, i gotta up my game.
So Lee, this is your concience, grow a pair, and get over this stupid stupid paranoia.
Thats all for now, stay tuned, Issue #479 Lee fights Galactus with his mighty LAZER COCK.....
*BZZRT pop ZAPZAP tookush*
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