Back in March,
Schemingreader wrote
More To Me, a very nice Tony/Steve fic in which Tony is kidnapped and the following exchange occurs:
"Who took him?"
"Advanced Idea Mechanics."
"How do you know?"
"They tweeted it."
I wrote 90% of this very silly crack piece in response and then... didn't finish it or post it anywhere. But now I have!
#IronManKidnapping, in which AIM kidnap Tony, and decide to livetweet it.
An excerpt:
A.I.M: LOL WE JUST KIDNAPPED @I_AM_IRONMAN! #winning
BlackWidow: @A.I.M Do you really see this ending well for you?
A.I.M: YOU’LL NEVER FIND US AVENGE-DURRS!!!!!! #muahaha #IronManKidnapping
A.I.M: SOON @I_AM_IRONMAN WILL BE ONE OF US!!!!!!! #IronManKidnapping
BlackWidow: @A.I.M Why are you using his Twitter handle?
BlackWidow: @A.I.M Why are you tweeting at your kidnap victim?
(My fic is Gen with background Pepper/Tony, not Tony/Steve. I love 616!Tony/Steve, and read quite a lot of MCU!Tony/Steve because there's more of it. But for myself, I cannot bear to split MCU!Tony/Pepper up.)