Sooo... I have this new mobile jiggy that plugs into the side of my computer. We've been through this, keep up. HOWEVER! I'm very used to having a computer mouse instead of a weird little pad that sits between my hands and is pretty annoying, so every time I try and use the mouse, the jiggy is the best option. I don't always reach for it, and I've never shook it roughly to make it work better, but in my brain it's always number one.
It looks like this...
http://www.gra2.com/images/library/Image/mac-vodafoneusb.png But imagine it flipped onto the other side, just where you'd imagine a mouse would sit if you HAD ONE!
Also, not a mac.
Why don't they just assume that everyone is right handed and put the mouse pad square thingy in the right hand corner of your laptop? There are more of us, so fuck lefties.
Sorry Conan if you ever read this. And I'm not sorry if you don't.