¿Hablas Español? (or: WTF, mate?)

[w1ldc47]

I don't like talking to people I don't know in the best of circumstances. I hate it when inarticulate bobos try to enforce their presence on me online. Especially on MSN. Where do these people get my ID anyway?

Here follows a transcript of a conversation I had today with one such bobo. (And muchas gracias to Floosh for helping me out with the Spanish):

bobo (17:32:41): hola
bobo (17:32:45): como te llamas
bobo (17:33:06): hola
me (17:33:28): me llamo fuck off. quien eres?
bobo (17:34:04): wath?
bobo (17:34:15): como te llamas
bobo (17:34:26): y de donde res a?
me (17:34:43): quien eres?
bobo (17:36:24): jhon y tu
bobo (17:37:26): habla pe
me (17:37:57): me llamo fuck off. Que quieres? No quiero saber tu nombre. Quiero saber quien eres.
bobo (17:43:44): soy un alumno
bobo (17:43:46): ejjeje
me (17:48:10): y?
me (17:48:30): porque me importa?
bobo (17:55:20): habla pe mongol
me (17:56:25): gracias.
bobo (17:58:25): o loco
MSN (18:45:29): jhon_tigre5@hotmail.com has logged off
MSN (19:23:30): jhon_tigre5@hotmail.com has logged on
me (19:24:43): No, really. Who the hell are you and why are you messaging me? Do I know you?
bobo (19:25:08): wath?

See what I mean?

Ah well. At least it provided me with some minor entertainment.