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last night was effing crazy... <33
Jess: omg i see it!! I see m0vies 10!!
Me: yess!! M0VIES 10!!!!
Jess: oh, no.. wait... that's Wendy's
ok here's the story from the begining:
so we went to the mall but told my parents we were going to see a movie.. so we got there and the mall closed at six so we were late. so the Santa Clause Hat Man ((our friend who works at the movies))was there and we talked to him for a lil while because the movies is open later then the mall, right? well he gave us directions to barnes and nobles... so we tried walking over there. but kinda ended up getting lost in the rain. then Chris and Jose called and asked where we were and we were crossing in front of like movies 8 so they were at movies 10, but since i didnt want to see Chris ((because he was going to think we were on something))we went around apple bees so we wouldnt be seen. so then we were in the parking lot to target and he called again and said he was gonna pick us up at target... so Jess gets off the phone and was like "RUN!!"so i do... threw the puddles...threw the rain...then we get into target and hide in the bathroom for like 10 minutes so Jess can pee. then we go threw the isles and i take a brush and start brushing our hair cuz it looked really bad. then we were like crossing another isle and shes like "0oh shit!"and im like "what?"and shes like "Jose's here. he just saw me..." so we rannnn back into the bathroom. and then i realize she had toliet paper stuck to the bottom of her foot for like the past 20 minutes. <-- lmao then we decide to leave. so we're walking towards barnes and nobles, when all a sudden this lil red carr pulls up beside us and honks the horn.. so i scream and the we run into barnes and nobles and head straight for the bathroom. then after about 5 minutes, we decide to leave so we're standing out in that hall and i realize, that once again jess has toliet paper stuck to her foot. <--lmfao!! then we decide to forget about Chris and we go and stand in line to buy coffee. so we're just standing there and thennn, out of no where he comes up to us and's like "hey guys" and i just looked down and said "oh.. hey..." and then we go up and order these coffees but they were so sick and nasty and they tasted like ass. so we just sat in the middle of the book store with ass-tasting-coffees with Chris talking to us the whole time. but we were acting like we just had some downers so we were out of it while he was talking to us and every 5 minutes Jess would say "eww this coffee tastes like shit" and he was just being really gay. then he gets up and says "hold on i need a smoke" so he leaves. but just then Jess's mom calls. so we're freakin out so we take Chris's stuff and runnnnnnn outside and hes coming in and im like 'dude we gotta go.. Jess' mom's gonna pick us up in 5 minutes." and he says "fuck!" and then takes his shit and runs away. <-- lmfao then, we runnnnn across like any street we see and finally end up back at the parkinig lot to the mall. so we're walking in the rain, all in black, in the middle of a parking lot to a mall that's closed... then we see police cars coming over by us so we start running. turns out we took the long way around the mall so we're like freaking out... so we just keep running. then like 5 minutes later those cops are gone so we chill out. then we start walking again and another cop car pulls up to us but i couldnt breathe and neither could Jess so we just walk. and thew cop's like "where are you too coming from?" and we're like barnes and noblesss... and hes like "well where are you going?' and were like to see a movie... and hes like and youre walking in the rain? and we're like yeahhh we lost our ride... so then we just walk away and start running again and then the cop is gone. so we're like s0o close to the mall when a mall security guy stops us and asks us the same questions then we just like run cuz we were like right in front of the movies so we then we go up to Santa Clause Man and ask him if he can give us stubs from Taxi b/c i told my dad we went to see it... but he couldnt. so we just bought tickets for Forgotten and bought pop and shit and S.C.M was making fun of me like the whole time. but then we just went in the movies and then Jess calls her mom to tell her what we're doing and Jess was gonna have her mom pick us up but she said earlier she wasnt driving anywhere today. so Jess told her mom on the phone that my mom's pickin us up... so Jess' mom said "oh ok well im calling her mom" and so were like shiiiiit... so then my mom calls and bitchs me out and w/e ...then in the middle of the movie S.C.M. comes and sits next to me and's like "you guys have to go..." and im like "why?" and hes like "one of your parents is outside right now. they had me come get you..." so we're like "shiiiit are you serious?!" and hes like "yeahh..." so we left and Jess' mom took us home and Jess got bitched at the whole time so i got home, soaking wet and my parents like didnt even care b/c i told them what realllly happened ((well except for the cops part)) and then i didnt get in trouble at allll. Turns out though, they were sitting in Steak 'n' Shake watching us run across the street like the whole time :0/ lmfao
my god yesterday was the shiiit!
<33 Billy
...g0t -a- t.as.t.e. 0f ::you:: tHrEw ((up)) <-all- n.i.g.h.t.
Jess: omg i see it!! I see m0vies 10!!
Me: yess!! M0VIES 10!!!!
Jess: oh, no.. wait... that's Wendy's
ok here's the story from the begining:
so we went to the mall but told my parents we were going to see a movie.. so we got there and the mall closed at six so we were late. so the Santa Clause Hat Man ((our friend who works at the movies))was there and we talked to him for a lil while because the movies is open later then the mall, right? well he gave us directions to barnes and nobles... so we tried walking over there. but kinda ended up getting lost in the rain. then Chris and Jose called and asked where we were and we were crossing in front of like movies 8 so they were at movies 10, but since i didnt want to see Chris ((because he was going to think we were on something))we went around apple bees so we wouldnt be seen. so then we were in the parking lot to target and he called again and said he was gonna pick us up at target... so Jess gets off the phone and was like "RUN!!"so i do... threw the puddles...threw the rain...then we get into target and hide in the bathroom for like 10 minutes so Jess can pee. then we go threw the isles and i take a brush and start brushing our hair cuz it looked really bad. then we were like crossing another isle and shes like "0oh shit!"and im like "what?"and shes like "Jose's here. he just saw me..." so we rannnn back into the bathroom. and then i realize she had toliet paper stuck to the bottom of her foot for like the past 20 minutes. <-- lmao then we decide to leave. so we're walking towards barnes and nobles, when all a sudden this lil red carr pulls up beside us and honks the horn.. so i scream and the we run into barnes and nobles and head straight for the bathroom. then after about 5 minutes, we decide to leave so we're standing out in that hall and i realize, that once again jess has toliet paper stuck to her foot. <--lmfao!! then we decide to forget about Chris and we go and stand in line to buy coffee. so we're just standing there and thennn, out of no where he comes up to us and's like "hey guys" and i just looked down and said "oh.. hey..." and then we go up and order these coffees but they were so sick and nasty and they tasted like ass. so we just sat in the middle of the book store with ass-tasting-coffees with Chris talking to us the whole time. but we were acting like we just had some downers so we were out of it while he was talking to us and every 5 minutes Jess would say "eww this coffee tastes like shit" and he was just being really gay. then he gets up and says "hold on i need a smoke" so he leaves. but just then Jess's mom calls. so we're freakin out so we take Chris's stuff and runnnnnnn outside and hes coming in and im like 'dude we gotta go.. Jess' mom's gonna pick us up in 5 minutes." and he says "fuck!" and then takes his shit and runs away. <-- lmfao then, we runnnnn across like any street we see and finally end up back at the parkinig lot to the mall. so we're walking in the rain, all in black, in the middle of a parking lot to a mall that's closed... then we see police cars coming over by us so we start running. turns out we took the long way around the mall so we're like freaking out... so we just keep running. then like 5 minutes later those cops are gone so we chill out. then we start walking again and another cop car pulls up to us but i couldnt breathe and neither could Jess so we just walk. and thew cop's like "where are you too coming from?" and we're like barnes and noblesss... and hes like "well where are you going?' and were like to see a movie... and hes like and youre walking in the rain? and we're like yeahhh we lost our ride... so then we just walk away and start running again and then the cop is gone. so we're like s0o close to the mall when a mall security guy stops us and asks us the same questions then we just like run cuz we were like right in front of the movies so we then we go up to Santa Clause Man and ask him if he can give us stubs from Taxi b/c i told my dad we went to see it... but he couldnt. so we just bought tickets for Forgotten and bought pop and shit and S.C.M was making fun of me like the whole time. but then we just went in the movies and then Jess calls her mom to tell her what we're doing and Jess was gonna have her mom pick us up but she said earlier she wasnt driving anywhere today. so Jess told her mom on the phone that my mom's pickin us up... so Jess' mom said "oh ok well im calling her mom" and so were like shiiiiit... so then my mom calls and bitchs me out and w/e ...then in the middle of the movie S.C.M. comes and sits next to me and's like "you guys have to go..." and im like "why?" and hes like "one of your parents is outside right now. they had me come get you..." so we're like "shiiiit are you serious?!" and hes like "yeahh..." so we left and Jess' mom took us home and Jess got bitched at the whole time so i got home, soaking wet and my parents like didnt even care b/c i told them what realllly happened ((well except for the cops part)) and then i didnt get in trouble at allll. Turns out though, they were sitting in Steak 'n' Shake watching us run across the street like the whole time :0/ lmfao
my god yesterday was the shiiit!
<33 Billy
...g0t -a- t.as.t.e. 0f ::you:: tHrEw ((up)) <-all- n.i.g.h.t.