"How the hell did you get a balloon stuck on your...?" And Jimmy just couldn't finish that question, didn't ever want to think about Chazz's... bits. But it really couldn't be helped, given the situation. Chazz was in a lot of pain.
"I thought it was a condom." Chazz shifted, wincing, giving Jimmy a flash of thigh under his robe.
Jimmy didn't know a lot about condoms, but... "You were drunk."
"Out of my mind."
"Of course." Jimmy lifted the side of the robe, slowly, not looking directly at it.
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"It's in the manila envelope."
"I thought it was a condom."
"Can I have four beers?"
Just throwing stuff out there. :P Pick whichever you want.
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"I thought it was a condom." Chazz shifted, wincing, giving Jimmy a flash of thigh under his robe.
Jimmy didn't know a lot about condoms, but... "You were drunk."
"Out of my mind."
"Of course." Jimmy lifted the side of the robe, slowly, not looking directly at it.
Chazz was damn lucky he had such a good friend.
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"Doesn't have to know." Chazz pulled him toward a table up front. He called to one of the girls on the stage. "Hey, Pam!"
"Hey yourself." She turned and unhooked her sorry excuse for a bra.
"I banged her a few times," Chazz explained, leaning over to Jimmy, who sat shock still in fear.
"I hate you," he whimpered, fixing his eyes on the floor.
"You need to see a naked woman sometime, Jimmy."
"Hate."
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"... and that's what happens if it's too big to fit."
First one is a bit of innuendo for ya. The second one? Take that anyway you want. ^_~
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Oh.. that could go so many different ways.
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