you have got to be kidding me...

[vyvuh]

i got CARDED today.

at WALMART.

trying to buy...

WHITEOUT.

that one's going down for posterity.

Comments

[michwung]

um, were you trying to SNIFF it?

[vyvuh]

YES. right there in the middle of effing walmart. i am THAT superfab.

[fuzzpaul]

LMAO. I guess liquid paper (whiteout) can be considered a weapon of mass destruction if found in the hands of the wrong person (i.e. anybody under 21). Only in America... :)

[vyvuh]

apparently so, right after the woman carded me (i only had to be 18- thank goodness) the guy behind us gave us some little blurb about how it can be mixed with something to make something... and it does... something. whatever.