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I should not drive an SUV. I am going to kill myself in that car, I swear...I ended up in a powerslide today completely against my will. Once I was done yelling "Wow that was cool!" I realized that the stupid thing should have rolled. I don't know why it didn't; everything I was awake for in Physics class last year would suggest that it should have. Plus, after work Friday night, I had to blow off some steam...so I took my little red Explorer up onto Route 1 and promptly discovered how fast I could accelerate up to seventy. Took a while but I got there...it's an old car, once I get past sixty it starts complaining about having to go faster.
Did a ton of shopping this weekend...in the end, I bought nine CDs, a couple bumperstickers that Wally will get a kick out of, a keychain that pretty much everyone else will get a kick out of, the lastest Harry Turtledove book (that I've been waiting a year for...screw fuckin' summer reading now...), and all my lovely school supplies. Now that you're done reading that list, ask yourself why you give a damn. You don't, right? Then why the hell did you read it? Because I put it there? What else would you read if I put it there?
GO DIE IN A FIRE.
There. You read that. Now go do it. No, don't argue. You already proved that you'll read something that has absolutely no relevance to you whatsoever, so why the hell should you go on living? Just do what I say. You've done it already. Go ahead. Die.
Later.
Did a ton of shopping this weekend...in the end, I bought nine CDs, a couple bumperstickers that Wally will get a kick out of, a keychain that pretty much everyone else will get a kick out of, the lastest Harry Turtledove book (that I've been waiting a year for...screw fuckin' summer reading now...), and all my lovely school supplies. Now that you're done reading that list, ask yourself why you give a damn. You don't, right? Then why the hell did you read it? Because I put it there? What else would you read if I put it there?
GO DIE IN A FIRE.
There. You read that. Now go do it. No, don't argue. You already proved that you'll read something that has absolutely no relevance to you whatsoever, so why the hell should you go on living? Just do what I say. You've done it already. Go ahead. Die.
Later.