Let's see...did you get this from my journal?salvationofkaneMay 19 2005, 17:37:00 UTC
Would you... Go out with me? No. Give me your number? You've got it already. Kiss me\let me kiss you? No. Watch a movie with me? Have before. Gotta restart movie night. Let me take you out to dinner? Only platonically. Let me drive you somewhere? Have before. Take a shower with me? No. Be my girlfriend? No. Have a fling with me? No. Let me buy you a drink? Maybe. Take me home for the night? I've offerred...platonically. Let me sleep in your bed? No. Sing karaoke with me? No. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? Did before. Did you answer them? Give me a piggyback ride? No. Pick me up at 3:00 a.m. because my car ran out of gass in the middle of nowhere? If I could drive, certainly. Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? No. Lick my cheek? Never. M.J. takes care of that. Dance with me? No. Let me make you breakfast? If I was hungry enough. Tap that ass? No. Help me with homework? Tried before. Tickle me to death? No. Let me tickle you? No. Stick up for me if I was put down? I do, unless it's just a joke. And I'm trying to stop! Caress my body? No... Play strip poker with me? No. Say, "Yes," if I asked you out? No. Borrow a pair of my underwear if yours, for some reason, got ruined? No. God, this is getting repetitive. Get wasted with me? Neither of us is into that sort of thing. Instant message me? Yep. Greet me in public? Yeah. Hang out with me? Yes. Bring me around your friends? We have the same friends, pretty much.
Do you... Think I'm cute? No. Think I'm hot? No. Want to kiss me? No. Want to cuddle up to me? No. Want to hook up with me? No.
Are we... Friends or acquaintances? The best of friends. In a relationship? Not that kind of relationship. Going to have kids? You're the only guy I know who's been pregnant... But it ain't happenin', Pantalone.
Am I... Smart? Smarter than me, though you don't want to admit that. Cute? Already answered it. Funny? Yes. Cool? In the way of our clique, yes. Loveable? Don't know. Adorable? That's a question for the opposite sex. Compassionate? You can be, I think. Annoying? Not that often. Great to be around? Yeah. Attractive? I wouldn't know. Mean? Only to people you don't like. Odd? Everyone is.
Have you ever... Thought about me? Occasionally. Not that way. Thought there might be an "us"? No. Thought about hooking up with me? No. Found yourself desiring a kiss from me? No. Wished I was there? When you're sick from school, yes. Grabbed me? No. Had a crush on me? No. Idolized me? No. Wanted my number? No. Had a dream about me? No. Been distracted by me? Yes.
Are you... Done with this survey? Yes. Happy you know me? Yes. Mad at me? No. Thinking about me? Took this, didn't I?
Go out with me? No.
Give me your number? You've got it already.
Kiss me\let me kiss you? No.
Watch a movie with me? Have before. Gotta restart movie night.
Let me take you out to dinner? Only platonically.
Let me drive you somewhere? Have before.
Take a shower with me? No.
Be my girlfriend? No.
Have a fling with me? No.
Let me buy you a drink? Maybe.
Take me home for the night? I've offerred...platonically.
Let me sleep in your bed? No.
Sing karaoke with me? No.
Re-post this for me to answer your questions? Did before. Did you answer them?
Give me a piggyback ride? No.
Pick me up at 3:00 a.m. because my car ran out of gass in the middle of nowhere? If I could drive, certainly.
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? No.
Lick my cheek? Never. M.J. takes care of that.
Dance with me? No.
Let me make you breakfast? If I was hungry enough.
Tap that ass? No.
Help me with homework? Tried before.
Tickle me to death? No.
Let me tickle you? No.
Stick up for me if I was put down? I do, unless it's just a joke. And I'm trying to stop!
Caress my body? No...
Play strip poker with me? No.
Say, "Yes," if I asked you out? No.
Borrow a pair of my underwear if yours, for some reason, got ruined? No. God, this is getting repetitive.
Get wasted with me? Neither of us is into that sort of thing.
Instant message me? Yep.
Greet me in public? Yeah.
Hang out with me? Yes.
Bring me around your friends? We have the same friends, pretty much.
Do you...
Think I'm cute? No.
Think I'm hot? No.
Want to kiss me? No.
Want to cuddle up to me? No.
Want to hook up with me? No.
Are we...
Friends or acquaintances? The best of friends.
In a relationship? Not that kind of relationship.
Going to have kids? You're the only guy I know who's been pregnant... But it ain't happenin', Pantalone.
Am I...
Smart? Smarter than me, though you don't want to admit that.
Cute? Already answered it.
Funny? Yes.
Cool? In the way of our clique, yes.
Loveable? Don't know.
Adorable? That's a question for the opposite sex.
Compassionate? You can be, I think.
Annoying? Not that often.
Great to be around? Yeah.
Attractive? I wouldn't know.
Mean? Only to people you don't like.
Odd? Everyone is.
Have you ever...
Thought about me? Occasionally. Not that way.
Thought there might be an "us"? No.
Thought about hooking up with me? No.
Found yourself desiring a kiss from me? No.
Wished I was there? When you're sick from school, yes.
Grabbed me? No.
Had a crush on me? No.
Idolized me? No.
Wanted my number? No.
Had a dream about me? No.
Been distracted by me? Yes.
Are you...
Done with this survey? Yes.
Happy you know me? Yes.
Mad at me? No.
Thinking about me? Took this, didn't I?
P.S. What's the Physics and Precalc homework?
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