Why does Wisconsin want to eat all my friends?

[vynessia361]

Well, not all of them. But the way things are going, I'm half expecting to go to Gaming Club the first week of college and find a note on the whiteboard:

This week's activity: mass exodus to Wisconsin.
Next week: ????

Of course, I'll have missed it. I always miss the boat on stuff like this. It's the price I pay for not being attentive to the rumor

Comments

[acausedusoleil]

Wait, so if you go to MIT, why is Wisconsin stealing your friends?

I'm sorry I'm dense but I'm confused lol

[vynessia361]

I don't go to MIT. I would be using their OpenCourse stuff in order to learn, since my professors would all be somewhere in Wisconsin's digestive system. (Sorry, I wrote this up at 3 in the morning, so I'm not surprised it's a little fuzzy.)

(Good lord. I just realized that I never actually explained anything in this post. Short version: an absurdly high proportion of my friends are moving to various places in Wisconsin, for college, for work, for boyfriends. It's a little weird.)