Near Death Experience

[vwvortexer]

By the time you read this, I might already be dead

Comments

[travspence]

Jesus, man. Take a sick day. Get some rest. Feel better. Stop infecting your office.

[vwvortexer]

One of the problems with my job is that we're made to feel bad if we do take a sick day. In the two years I and my co-worker Anne have worked here, I've taken exactly one sick day, and she's taken none. I can tell you, though, that if we'd actually taken the days we should have, we both would be at about 5 apiece.

[gunther_cub]

If the thera flu is making you sweat, you probably have a fever high enough that you should be home - feel better!

[vwvortexer]

Details, details...besides, it's nothing compared to what you've been through!

[veetor]

I think you got me sick too, because I've been feeling like crap since Sunday. Bleh. Mine is all sinus though -- all in my frontal cavity and a runny nose.

Makes it really hard when I'm giving blowjobs in the bathroom...but, whatev

[vwvortexer]

Maybe you got sick from giving all those blowjobs in the airport bathrooms...

[vwvortexer]

Different symptoms don't necessarily indicate a different cold virus.