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By the powers vested in me...
It has come to my attention the stresses of friendship that have befallen my young cousin and his friends. Those that mimic in every way those that have come before them. In order to save the friendship of the group, and guide them down the path of the pure...
As a core member of the original Basement Dwellers, and a subsequent member to the group after the period known as, "the Time of Reformation," i do hereby decree:
* That a new formation shall be created, to further the "Dweller" name into more good fortunes.
* To preserve the core ideals placed into effect by the members of the Basement Dwellers upon the "Time of Reformation."
* To guide a new generation on the path of the righteous that has come to be know as Dungeons & Dragons.
This new group shall be an extension of the Basement Dwellers, and shall therefore be known as "the Dweller Auxiliary." This new group shall, as in accordance with the statues put into effect by the original members of the Basement Dwellers, fight the good fight, and struggle against the oppression of those ignorant to their causes.
The "Dweller Auxiliary" shall also abide by the strict and rigid codes set forth by the Basement Dwellers many years ago. They shall also convene every friday eve, to institute a game of Dungeons & Dragons, which shall therefore continue to be played throughout the length of stay of the "Dweller Auxiliary."
Dweller Laws:
1. For good or for awesome.
2. Loyalty before honor.
All Basement Dwellers in favor of this motion, say "aye."
~ the Mighty Cristof, member of the high council of BD
It has come to my attention the stresses of friendship that have befallen my young cousin and his friends. Those that mimic in every way those that have come before them. In order to save the friendship of the group, and guide them down the path of the pure...
As a core member of the original Basement Dwellers, and a subsequent member to the group after the period known as, "the Time of Reformation," i do hereby decree:
* That a new formation shall be created, to further the "Dweller" name into more good fortunes.
* To preserve the core ideals placed into effect by the members of the Basement Dwellers upon the "Time of Reformation."
* To guide a new generation on the path of the righteous that has come to be know as Dungeons & Dragons.
This new group shall be an extension of the Basement Dwellers, and shall therefore be known as "the Dweller Auxiliary." This new group shall, as in accordance with the statues put into effect by the original members of the Basement Dwellers, fight the good fight, and struggle against the oppression of those ignorant to their causes.
The "Dweller Auxiliary" shall also abide by the strict and rigid codes set forth by the Basement Dwellers many years ago. They shall also convene every friday eve, to institute a game of Dungeons & Dragons, which shall therefore continue to be played throughout the length of stay of the "Dweller Auxiliary."
Dweller Laws:
1. For good or for awesome.
2. Loyalty before honor.
All Basement Dwellers in favor of this motion, say "aye."
~ the Mighty Cristof, member of the high council of BD