Contest!

[vvvexation]

All my clothes are black
yet they all are different shades.
Damn washing machine.

(strangestgirl hath spoke:
Go and write bad goth haiku!
And then read the rest.)

Comments

[fyfer]

One of Nick's sigs (don't know the source):

Nothing depresses
Like the endless knowledge of
One's own depression.

[fyfer]

(It might have been from our campus humor magazine's "Bad Teenage Angst Poetry" contest.)

Also, for your problem: black woolite! ;)

[vvvexation]

They make black Woolite? Hot damn.

[fyfer]

http://www.fabriclink.com/Woolite/DarkLaundry.html

[vvvexation]

Ooh, it doesn't look hypoallergenic, though. I gots me some sensitive skin.