The same thing we do every night, Pinky...
From a British news comedy commentary show...
A certain someone who prefers to remain nameless has created a transcript behind the cut, but comedic timing is of course better if you watch. (Helpful if accents are troublesome)
(vidclip] O'Donnell: I'm not a witch, I'm nothing you've heard, I'm you! [endvidclip)
Bishop: Is that the most crazy political broadcast you've ever seen?
Hamilton: You've gotta feel sorry for Obama, because how do you govern a country that seems to have decided that facts are the work of the devil?
Bishop: What's their definition as the tea party, the Republican Tea Party as opposed the the main Republican Party?
Heslop: Well, the Republican Party is very, very right wing, and the Tea Party are mad.
Hamilton: If you talk to Tea Party supporters I think they all believe different things, the only thing they [all] believe is that they're claiming America back.
Merton: Yeah, but they don't know who from.
Hamilton: The voices in their head.
Bishop: Well she has got a lot of crazy opinions:
(vidclip] O'Donnell: These groups admitted that the report that said hey yay we cloned a monkey now we're using this to start cloning humans, we have to keep...
O'Reilly: Let them admit anything they want, but they won't do that here in the United States, unless all craziness is going on
O'Donnell: They are doing that here in the United States, American scientific companies are cross breading humans and animals and coming up with, with mice with fully functioning human brains! [endvidclip)
Hamilton: And I want their votes!
Mouse Merton: I say, any chance of letting me out of this cage? Does it have to be cheese every Tuesday?
Mouse Heslop: I'm voting Democrat myself.
Mouse Merton: But then I have got a human brain.
I totally missed this one from O'Donnell! Yeesh...
Click to viewA certain someone who prefers to remain nameless has created a transcript behind the cut, but comedic timing is of course better if you watch. (Helpful if accents are troublesome)
(vidclip] O'Donnell: I'm not a witch, I'm nothing you've heard, I'm you! [endvidclip)
Bishop: Is that the most crazy political broadcast you've ever seen?
Hamilton: You've gotta feel sorry for Obama, because how do you govern a country that seems to have decided that facts are the work of the devil?
Bishop: What's their definition as the tea party, the Republican Tea Party as opposed the the main Republican Party?
Heslop: Well, the Republican Party is very, very right wing, and the Tea Party are mad.
Hamilton: If you talk to Tea Party supporters I think they all believe different things, the only thing they [all] believe is that they're claiming America back.
Merton: Yeah, but they don't know who from.
Hamilton: The voices in their head.
Bishop: Well she has got a lot of crazy opinions:
(vidclip] O'Donnell: These groups admitted that the report that said hey yay we cloned a monkey now we're using this to start cloning humans, we have to keep...
O'Reilly: Let them admit anything they want, but they won't do that here in the United States, unless all craziness is going on
O'Donnell: They are doing that here in the United States, American scientific companies are cross breading humans and animals and coming up with, with mice with fully functioning human brains! [endvidclip)
Hamilton: And I want their votes!
Mouse Merton: I say, any chance of letting me out of this cage? Does it have to be cheese every Tuesday?
Mouse Heslop: I'm voting Democrat myself.
Mouse Merton: But then I have got a human brain.
I totally missed this one from O'Donnell! Yeesh...