[Axis Powers Hetalia memething]
So I stole this from "goldfishu"s journal on Deviantart. Figured I may as well give it a go!
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[ ] You're a good artist (I can't say that about myself.)
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (More like several.)
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (...I'd probably just cry.)
[x] You would surrender in a war situation (I'm proud to be a coward?)
5/10 (...seriously? I never imagined THIS.)
Germany (Ludwig) <--- whats his last name?
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (My principal was!!)
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to (Rules? What're those?)
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard... (...not...really?)
[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time' (Don't leave me! It's dark and scary in my head!)
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice (Try "ALL THE TIME"...)
2/10 (lol I'm a lazy rebel. XD)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ] You're very mature (Pfft, ME? Mature? Hah!)
[x] You think everything over before saying it. (Unless I'm tired.)
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood (I was just ignored is all...)
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (I can't make a living on sunshine and rainbows?!)
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people (If I don't know them...)
[ ] You're good at practical tasks (...riiiiiiiiight.)
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
5/10 ...wat?
The Allies
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers (I am totally an American, yo.)
[ ] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (TAKE ME TO A MOVIE, FLIST!)
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (I'm just...curious.)
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
4/10 I should be more American!
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea (If I can sweeten it~)
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical (...who isn't?)
[ ] Your cooking is awful (It's not PERFECT, but it doesn't taste like poo.)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily. (I never will test that theory.)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (...did I not just say I wouldn't GET drunk?)
[x] You're good at embroidery (If I'm not lazy, I guess. XD)
4/10 CLEARLY I AM UNDECIDED.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate (Let's have snuggles!)
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense (XD No wai. Boy clothes please.)
[ ] You like wine (None that I've tried.)
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (...I don't think "CLOSET TIEMS!" counts as romantic.)
[x] You love red roses (I love ALL roses.)
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (Not like I've gotten far anyway. Not even a kiss.)
[x] You're very [sometimes] proud of yourself (...if I ever do something good, I guess?)
[x] You love culture and the arts (Fascinating shiny stuff!)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet (lol I have no tastebuds. I'm American, remember?)
5/10 God make up your mind! I'm 5 of lots of things!
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood. (Pfft, no. I loved being a kid.)
[ ] You're very tall (ha...hahahaha...you're kidding, right?)
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers (Now if only they would grow by my house...)
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people (I think I come across as too antisocial, in person. XD)
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people (XD I laugh like a loser.)
2/10 TWO? SERIOUSLY?
China (Wong Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious (...ha...)
[x] You love pandas (I love all squishy things. XD)
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[ ] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets (YES. Damn I want a candy...)
2/10 I'm apparently as Chinese as I am Russian...
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised (I just didn't take it to heart.)
[x] You're polite (Unless you're a total ass to me.)
[x] You love classical music (Best music ever. I need more.)
[x] You like cake (...even though it is a lie.)
[x] You have a mole on your face (It's by my nooooooooose~)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (You mean I procrastinate? Then yes.)
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (...I wish.)
[ ] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons' (Uhh...I'm a little more crude than that...)
[x] You wear glasses
7/10 Holy crap. CLEARLY I SHOULD MOVE.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people (...that sums up my life pretty well...)
[ ] You look younger than you actually are (I dunno. Do I?)
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears (FLUFFIES!)
[x] You hate fighting (Can't we get along?)
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (All of my hair is curly, does that count?)
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated (I have issues.)
[ ] You're bilingual (...unless you count speaking Al-Bhed like a loser?)
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
4/10 That was unexpected. XD
Cuba --does he have a name?
[ ] You smoke (EWEWEWEWEW)
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (Just depends on the topics.)
[ ] You like hot weather (...wrong. Try again.)
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time (I certainly try to be!!)
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
2/10
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth (You should know that if you're my LJ friend! XD)
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[ ] You're very reliable (...depends?)
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (...probably.)
[x] You're very faithful (I LOEV YOU GAIZ.)
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (I curse like a sailor, what do you think?)
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (...ew...chalk...)
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (MUHAHAHAHAHA)
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (I wont run FAST......but...I guess so?)
6/10 Does this mean I get to beat on Prussia?
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal (*puppy!*)
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience (...most of the time.)
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. (...not talking about it.)
[x] You're not very confident (Confidence and myself are like oil and water.)
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you (They USED to.)
[x] You're a born worrier (WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?)
5/10 I'm a little bit of everything.
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive (No way. I'm a zombie.)
[x] You can be quite goofy (Just ask people. XD)
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers (DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE?)
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell (... yeah, that works.)
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (*blahblahblahblahblah*)
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (I don't think being stubborn about my opinion is forceful...)
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics (Give me caffeine and a friend. I will Metal Gear Solid through a hotel.)
5/10 I'm so tired of this number.
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt) -- FUCK YEAH PRUSSIA
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal (Didn't I already answer this? Twice?)
[x] You're very good at tactics (The Final Fantasy game? Or the Suikoden one?)
[ ] You hate Russia (Nah. He's just creepy.)
[ ] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well (Can't have marriage without boyfriends/girlfriends, yo.)
[x] You're not always taken seriously (...yeah, probably not. Especially not by Geocaching adults.)
[ ] You like drinking (Pepsi?)
[x] You want to become stronger (I like to be strong. I just don't like to fight.)
5/10 ...he made this number a little better. Hell yes sexy man.
Final Verdict: So I'm primarily Austro-Hungarian? Funny since I'm a [half] Spanish American. Ah well. Not like I'm not just about EVERYTHING ELSE.
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[ ] You're a good artist (I can't say that about myself.)
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (More like several.)
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (...I'd probably just cry.)
[x] You would surrender in a war situation (I'm proud to be a coward?)
5/10 (...seriously? I never imagined THIS.)
Germany (Ludwig) <--- whats his last name?
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (My principal was!!)
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to (Rules? What're those?)
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard... (...not...really?)
[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time' (Don't leave me! It's dark and scary in my head!)
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice (Try "ALL THE TIME"...)
2/10 (lol I'm a lazy rebel. XD)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ] You're very mature (Pfft, ME? Mature? Hah!)
[x] You think everything over before saying it. (Unless I'm tired.)
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood (I was just ignored is all...)
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (I can't make a living on sunshine and rainbows?!)
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people (If I don't know them...)
[ ] You're good at practical tasks (...riiiiiiiiight.)
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
5/10 ...wat?
The Allies
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers (I am totally an American, yo.)
[ ] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (TAKE ME TO A MOVIE, FLIST!)
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (I'm just...curious.)
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
4/10 I should be more American!
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea (If I can sweeten it~)
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical (...who isn't?)
[ ] Your cooking is awful (It's not PERFECT, but it doesn't taste like poo.)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily. (I never will test that theory.)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (...did I not just say I wouldn't GET drunk?)
[x] You're good at embroidery (If I'm not lazy, I guess. XD)
4/10 CLEARLY I AM UNDECIDED.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate (Let's have snuggles!)
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense (XD No wai. Boy clothes please.)
[ ] You like wine (None that I've tried.)
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (...I don't think "CLOSET TIEMS!" counts as romantic.)
[x] You love red roses (I love ALL roses.)
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (Not like I've gotten far anyway. Not even a kiss.)
[x] You're very [sometimes] proud of yourself (...if I ever do something good, I guess?)
[x] You love culture and the arts (Fascinating shiny stuff!)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet (lol I have no tastebuds. I'm American, remember?)
5/10 God make up your mind! I'm 5 of lots of things!
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood. (Pfft, no. I loved being a kid.)
[ ] You're very tall (ha...hahahaha...you're kidding, right?)
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers (Now if only they would grow by my house...)
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people (I think I come across as too antisocial, in person. XD)
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people (XD I laugh like a loser.)
2/10 TWO? SERIOUSLY?
China (Wong Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious (...ha...)
[x] You love pandas (I love all squishy things. XD)
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[ ] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets (YES. Damn I want a candy...)
2/10 I'm apparently as Chinese as I am Russian...
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised (I just didn't take it to heart.)
[x] You're polite (Unless you're a total ass to me.)
[x] You love classical music (Best music ever. I need more.)
[x] You like cake (...even though it is a lie.)
[x] You have a mole on your face (It's by my nooooooooose~)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (You mean I procrastinate? Then yes.)
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (...I wish.)
[ ] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons' (Uhh...I'm a little more crude than that...)
[x] You wear glasses
7/10 Holy crap. CLEARLY I SHOULD MOVE.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people (...that sums up my life pretty well...)
[ ] You look younger than you actually are (I dunno. Do I?)
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears (FLUFFIES!)
[x] You hate fighting (Can't we get along?)
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (All of my hair is curly, does that count?)
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated (I have issues.)
[ ] You're bilingual (...unless you count speaking Al-Bhed like a loser?)
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
4/10 That was unexpected. XD
Cuba --does he have a name?
[ ] You smoke (EWEWEWEWEW)
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (Just depends on the topics.)
[ ] You like hot weather (...wrong. Try again.)
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time (I certainly try to be!!)
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
2/10
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth (You should know that if you're my LJ friend! XD)
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[ ] You're very reliable (...depends?)
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (...probably.)
[x] You're very faithful (I LOEV YOU GAIZ.)
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (I curse like a sailor, what do you think?)
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (...ew...chalk...)
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (MUHAHAHAHAHA)
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (I wont run FAST......but...I guess so?)
6/10 Does this mean I get to beat on Prussia?
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal (*puppy!*)
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience (...most of the time.)
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. (...not talking about it.)
[x] You're not very confident (Confidence and myself are like oil and water.)
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you (They USED to.)
[x] You're a born worrier (WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?)
5/10 I'm a little bit of everything.
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive (No way. I'm a zombie.)
[x] You can be quite goofy (Just ask people. XD)
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers (DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE?)
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell (... yeah, that works.)
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (*blahblahblahblahblah*)
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (I don't think being stubborn about my opinion is forceful...)
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics (Give me caffeine and a friend. I will Metal Gear Solid through a hotel.)
5/10 I'm so tired of this number.
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt) -- FUCK YEAH PRUSSIA
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal (Didn't I already answer this? Twice?)
[x] You're very good at tactics (The Final Fantasy game? Or the Suikoden one?)
[ ] You hate Russia (Nah. He's just creepy.)
[ ] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well (Can't have marriage without boyfriends/girlfriends, yo.)
[x] You're not always taken seriously (...yeah, probably not. Especially not by Geocaching adults.)
[ ] You like drinking (Pepsi?)
[x] You want to become stronger (I like to be strong. I just don't like to fight.)
5/10 ...he made this number a little better. Hell yes sexy man.
Final Verdict: So I'm primarily Austro-Hungarian? Funny since I'm a [half] Spanish American. Ah well. Not like I'm not just about EVERYTHING ELSE.