Nov 01, 2005 19:10
The soft clicking of shoes on a wooden floor echoes throughout the darkness. Suddenly a spotlight appears.
"Ow! Aw man! Turn that off! It's way to bright!"
Standing in the light's center is a beautiful raven haired woman.
"It's more of a dark brown thank you."
Her eyes, matching her hair-
"They're more of a dark brown too...."
Search the empty room for signs of familiarity.
"Yup. I don't see anybody!"
And there, out in the audience, are her closest and most trusted friends.
"I don't see anybody..."
The only people with whom she will share her innermost desires.
"Hey! Those are top secret!"
Her hopes, her dreams...
"Wait a minute! They can't have those!"
Ya know what!?
"Whoa! You're actually paying attention??"
Here I am trying to give you a good introduction and all I get is a load of crap. I quit!
"Eeep! Don't quit! I need an author!"
Write it your damn self. ::heavy footfalls echo in the room. The sound of a heavy door slamming ends the commotion::
"Crap... what do I do now??" ::looks out in the audience. Waves:: "Umm... Hi! I am... well... I go by a lot of things... Some of you may know me as Gayl. Others as Azia or Midori. Hmm... most of you met me as a Jackalyn or a Melisande and on some occasions have seen me as an Abby or a Caoimhe. Well, I'm all of them and more. I'm Sue! ::waves::
I really don't know what to put here. In fact, I'm still wondering why I made one of these in the first place. I have been thinking about it for some time. A part of me wanted one so I would stop lurker. Now you all know I read your stuff. ;) Another part wanted a place to rant. Sucks for all of you reading. And another part, if I have any left, thought it would be a good way to keep in touch with people when I don't normally talk to them. ::cough:: Amanda ::cough::
Then I found out that Matt had an LJ. I thought to myself, "Self, if Matt can have an LJ, anybody can." So he and Sean convinced me to have one. I should really learn how to do that nifty thing where I can plug their LJ names where their real names go. Hmm... I still need to figure this thing out....
So yeah, feel free to come and go as you please. Make yourselves at home. Just don't eat all the food. Oh, and no making fun of me. If you do, I reserve all rights to make fun you. And point and laugh should the need arise.
For now, I am guessing this is it for the first post. Oh! One more thing. It will take me a while to figure this whole thing out. Forgive the newbie!!