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I feel like this weekend was successful. Friday, we found a 3 inch cockroach totally lruking on our curtain rod. We named it Voldemort. I had to try to slay him. Here I am, being a good little Gryffindor:
I didn't quite manage to kill the beast but, I did get one of his legs with my wand (our Swiffer wetjet covered with masking tape as to trap him) and scare him enough to fly (yes, this bastard FLEW) inbetween the crack of the A/C and window. We have sinced, taped any cracks in our apt.
Saturday, I did not have any intentions of going out. I was lazy. I had a bad day at work. I wanted to paint my toenails. Jaime came up and we had dinner, and she reminded me of how much I had wanted to see Andrew W.K and hang out with my pose. Anyway. I danced on stage with the rest of the maniacs:
Sunday, was delicious and filled with snacks. I woke up around 11 (after getting home at 4). Lounged a bit and headed to Union Square where I had a wonderul Noodle lunch with Erica Oppenhiemer. I was full, but had icecream afterwards. Then, I headed into the heart of Brooklyn, to see Erica Poptart House (http://www.firstxcrush.blogspot.com/) and watch awesomely copious amounts of law and order SVU (and insert 1 episode of CI). We saw: An stronaut get murdered, a baby in a cooler (floating down the Hudson), a stepmom marry her stepson for the money, a sister (who was really a mother) kill in the name of her brother (son), a 60 old year old man bang some prositutes while rollin', an 8 year old beauty queen stuffed into a suitcase and left on a bus. We heard some awesome lines such as "I killed my baby" (15 year old suspect), "When it doubt, round up all the Jews." (Detective Munch), "I'm an astronauts wife, I'm used to women throwing themselves at my husband." (Delusion astronaut wife), "Oh. My. God." (Man's reaction to finding baby in the cooler), "Cyberloves." (Virtual Kiddy porn website), "I want a divorce, Mom." (Kid who realized his stepmom was a skank), "I kicked her as hard as I could between her whoring legs!" (Sister/Mom of abused therapy patient), "She gave me viagra and ectassy and I felt like I was 18 again!" (really uber gross old guy). Oh yes. It was more than anyone could ever imagine.
Until you hear this, while watching we enjoyed some of these delicious samplings: Cherry popsicles (which, why can't they just make a box of cherry popsicles?), Gushers (with mouth morphers), Cheddar Cheese Burgers from Anytime, Onion Rings and, of course, major tots.
I was so stuffed and paranoid while going home, I passed out instantly at like 11 (after watching the last 3/4s of The Company on TNT, seriously good) and did not wake up until 8:30 this am. Now? I am chugging redbull. I am sooo tired. I don't know what to do with myself.
I didn't quite manage to kill the beast but, I did get one of his legs with my wand (our Swiffer wetjet covered with masking tape as to trap him) and scare him enough to fly (yes, this bastard FLEW) inbetween the crack of the A/C and window. We have sinced, taped any cracks in our apt.
Saturday, I did not have any intentions of going out. I was lazy. I had a bad day at work. I wanted to paint my toenails. Jaime came up and we had dinner, and she reminded me of how much I had wanted to see Andrew W.K and hang out with my pose. Anyway. I danced on stage with the rest of the maniacs:
Sunday, was delicious and filled with snacks. I woke up around 11 (after getting home at 4). Lounged a bit and headed to Union Square where I had a wonderul Noodle lunch with Erica Oppenhiemer. I was full, but had icecream afterwards. Then, I headed into the heart of Brooklyn, to see Erica Poptart House (http://www.firstxcrush.blogspot.com/) and watch awesomely copious amounts of law and order SVU (and insert 1 episode of CI). We saw: An stronaut get murdered, a baby in a cooler (floating down the Hudson), a stepmom marry her stepson for the money, a sister (who was really a mother) kill in the name of her brother (son), a 60 old year old man bang some prositutes while rollin', an 8 year old beauty queen stuffed into a suitcase and left on a bus. We heard some awesome lines such as "I killed my baby" (15 year old suspect), "When it doubt, round up all the Jews." (Detective Munch), "I'm an astronauts wife, I'm used to women throwing themselves at my husband." (Delusion astronaut wife), "Oh. My. God." (Man's reaction to finding baby in the cooler), "Cyberloves." (Virtual Kiddy porn website), "I want a divorce, Mom." (Kid who realized his stepmom was a skank), "I kicked her as hard as I could between her whoring legs!" (Sister/Mom of abused therapy patient), "She gave me viagra and ectassy and I felt like I was 18 again!" (really uber gross old guy). Oh yes. It was more than anyone could ever imagine.
Until you hear this, while watching we enjoyed some of these delicious samplings: Cherry popsicles (which, why can't they just make a box of cherry popsicles?), Gushers (with mouth morphers), Cheddar Cheese Burgers from Anytime, Onion Rings and, of course, major tots.
I was so stuffed and paranoid while going home, I passed out instantly at like 11 (after watching the last 3/4s of The Company on TNT, seriously good) and did not wake up until 8:30 this am. Now? I am chugging redbull. I am sooo tired. I don't know what to do with myself.