The cat's moo. No - Wait... um. Yes.
Okay so driving home from lunch today, I've got the windows down and the radio's barely audible at volume 10 (20 is where you can start to hear it over the wind on 440, if that gives you the range at all.) So it's not so loud... then it gets really quiet and I say to myself, "Self, I think a speaker just blew." Then it gets even quieter for some reason... then it shuts off for about half a second, then comes back, then shuts off for another half a second, then BZAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZRZRZRZRZRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZRERRRRZRRRRRRRR REALLY FUCKING LOUD. So I says to myself, "Self, I think my speakers are all blown." Then I turn off the radio and turn on the CD Player JUST IN CASE the station was going through problems. Nope, they're most likely fine. Unlike my speakers. Even with the car off and the keys in my pocket, there's still a low static noise coming from the back one. I don't know what happened, it wasn't really loud enough to blow anything... but there was this weird looking bug resting on one of them. Maybe it laid some eggs or something. That would blow... my speakers are blown, so uh... by way of the transitive property of Murphy's Law uhh... damn it.
That is all.
That is all.