Knowledge Gained
Title: Knowledge Gained
Series: Naruto, Bleach
Parings/Characters: Yachiru, Tsunade
Warnings: Implied or mentioned violence.
Notes: An old one from my FF.net account.
Summary: If there was one thing Yachiru would take away from this wayward trip it was that ninja's did not always land on their feet when tossed from third story buildings.
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He tripped",was the simple reply and therefore the easiest. The long reply, the much more complicated one that usually involved massive amounts of paperwork and the possibility of missing dinner or a really good bar fight, was that he tripped into her breasts twice, ass once in the same manner that she claimed a Hollow tripped onto her sword.
Really, was it her fault that he was blind?
...
Well, okay, yes it was. But he had deserved it, she was not fat!, just like this Jounin-person had.
"He tripped.",The Godaime repeated, casting forth a disbelieving stare as her hand immediately went towards the sake drawer.
It may have been a tad too early to drink, but when someone falls through your ceiling, then proceeds to take down several of your highest ranking Jounin all the while claiming that she's from another world, well, a simple change in the happy hour limits is quite understandable in comparison.
"And took quite a fall.",Yachiru Kusajishi nodded solemnly and, to her credit, with the utmost sincerity. Tsunade had a sneaking suspicion that even Morino Ibiki would have incredible trouble breaking this... Shinigami.
The bottle was brought out and a cup poured.
"Through the third story window.",the blonde clarified, downing the contents of her cup in the blink of the eye.
"Didn't stick the landing at all."
Another cup, down.
Tsunade sat the cup back down on her desk and sighed, folding her hands to rest her chin in and stare straight at the bored looking girl before her, so small the chair almost seemed to swallow her whole. Ever since this strange person full of even stranger jutsu - no, kido - and remarkable taijutsu had arrived in her village, Tsunade had had a rather strong urge to drink and a massive headache. She wasn't sure which followed which, but she did know that they both followed the chipper words of the pink haired teenager no matter what she said or did.
She, honestly, wasn't sure what to really make of the girl. She was intelligent, if not blunt - even Sai wasn't as blunt as Yachiru could be, strong - an entire platoon of Jounin, all on sick leave for a week, after healing! and radiated innocence. A plethora of attributes and personality. An enigma wrapped up in pink and, more often than not, candy wrappers. Tsunade had been so thoroughly annoyed she had broken down and asked Naruto what he thought of the girl.
'I wouldn't bet against her, 'baa-chan.'
That little bit of insight had sealed the deal. Naruto had uncanny luck, to put it lightly. The ANBU just didn't loose a game, ever, as infuriating as it was.
"And he didn't stick the landing. At all.",Tsunade echoed, bemused as the girl nodded, popping another piece of sweets into her mouth. "I guess we'll have to work on that, Yachiru-san."
The girl frowned, sitting up straight in the chair instead of strung over the arms in a lazy position. "-chan! Yachiru-chan, not -san! That makes me sound old! I'm barely five-hundred!",she complained.
Tsunade blinked, glanced at the young-looking girl, then at the bottle down on her desk. The entire thing was drained by the time Shizune entered the room three seconds later.
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