Skyehawkians - anyone?

Aug 20, 2005 02:29

Is this happening to anyone else? I sent an email to bugreports Friday morning but haven't heard any reply yet.

Are your genre classifications all screwed up?

Because, if you're looking at any of my stories there according to what you want to read by mood or genre, I am SO sorry right now!



Although I have to admit I'm cracking up over Charmed being listed as Romance (I suppose, if you're a pan-Gaunt+snake 'shipper who thinks all those laws against immediate-family incest stand in the way of Twoo Wuv) or Amid the Sacred Wreck being listed as Horror (I suppose, if you wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares about a certain stylish demon as the least convincing Viking who ever Viked; I guess I don't blame you) or Messenger of Sympathies as Action/Adventure (I suppose, if you think the protagonist sleeping through most of the century except when one other character wakes him up and they have very veiled conversations about spirituality and art and why they're not fucking yet = intense popcorn-flick swashbuckling. Errol Flynn, Harrison Ford, eat your heart out) or The Ring and the Crown as Suspense (I suppose, if you ever wondered: Will he take the Ring? Will he? Won't he? I'm on the EDGE OF MY SEAT! I'm so tense! I have no idea! Even though I know he's human at the moment but is also a major player in the War of the Ring which happens 4,000 years later!)

Yeah. Ow.

fic, fandom, snark

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