I am the Monkey King

[vulcanknight84]

saw Forbidden Kingdom.

o...

m...

g...

i need to get a new staff so i can practice again.

Comments

[pwiggily]

I'll fight you!

[vulcanknight84]

and you will fail =P

[pwiggily]

You will taste a woman's wrath, which kind of tastes like Mexican food - good, but it will leave you wretching on the bathroom floor.

I have no idea what that even means.

[scintillare2]

I have no idea, but it made me laugh.

[vulcanknight84]

wow, the possibilities of where i can take that one...

but in any case, if i can survive off Taco Bell food for a few days straight, i can take whatever you dish out

[scintillare2]

Because, as we all know, Taco Bell is real Mexican food.

[extremelanguage]

I think I need to write this down for future reference.

Also, that movie rocks so hard. I've never seen Jet Li play a comic role so it was kind of weird, even if he only did it for a few minutes. And the American kid wasn't too bad. Apparently they picked him out of the top five finalists because he learned to fight the fastest. He got a black eye from Jet Li and couldn't stop bragging about it.