Pimp-mah-truck!
so yeah, i'm leaving starbucks today and there's a note on my truck. it said:
"If you ever want to sell your truck give me a call. Raph. 786-###-####"
seriously, wtf? this is the 3rd time or so someone has asked me if i'm selling my truck, or has made an offer to buy it. i don't have any signs on my truck that say "for sale" or anything like that. hell, what i'm trying to figure out is if the people are retarded. one guy saw me driving on brid road, and got next to me at a red light. he asked me over traffic if i wanted to sell the truck. did the guy assume that i had a 2nd car to drive, or that i could magically afford to buy a new car to sell the truck that i was currently sitting in? just because some spoiled rich bitches manage to go through cars like a nestle crunch bar tossed in the middle of a fat camp doesn't mean that i want to sell the one i'm currently driving. hell, i LIKE driving my truck. sure i wouldn't mind having a nice 4-seater now and then, but i like being able to haul shit around and to have the truck bed to lay down in on random days. i don't want to be one of the clones with a souped up honda civic or rs-x racing down US-1 or 8th street wasting gas just to try proving that i have a bigger cock than the guy next to me who probably put his entire life savings into a gigantic piece of metal and plastic with the sole purpose of driving down a street as fast as he can with somoe VD-infected hooker he picked up on the way between races so he can brag about how he smoked some bitch the night earlier before he turns around and asks the customer "do you want fries with that?"
i think i was making a point somewhere before it turned into a mini-rant. ah well. whatever. i'm not selling my truck, and i think it's fucking retarded to ask someone if they're selling their car if they don't have a single fucking sticker or notice on it saying "for sale by owner" and shit like that.
i'm out.
"If you ever want to sell your truck give me a call. Raph. 786-###-####"
seriously, wtf? this is the 3rd time or so someone has asked me if i'm selling my truck, or has made an offer to buy it. i don't have any signs on my truck that say "for sale" or anything like that. hell, what i'm trying to figure out is if the people are retarded. one guy saw me driving on brid road, and got next to me at a red light. he asked me over traffic if i wanted to sell the truck. did the guy assume that i had a 2nd car to drive, or that i could magically afford to buy a new car to sell the truck that i was currently sitting in? just because some spoiled rich bitches manage to go through cars like a nestle crunch bar tossed in the middle of a fat camp doesn't mean that i want to sell the one i'm currently driving. hell, i LIKE driving my truck. sure i wouldn't mind having a nice 4-seater now and then, but i like being able to haul shit around and to have the truck bed to lay down in on random days. i don't want to be one of the clones with a souped up honda civic or rs-x racing down US-1 or 8th street wasting gas just to try proving that i have a bigger cock than the guy next to me who probably put his entire life savings into a gigantic piece of metal and plastic with the sole purpose of driving down a street as fast as he can with somoe VD-infected hooker he picked up on the way between races so he can brag about how he smoked some bitch the night earlier before he turns around and asks the customer "do you want fries with that?"
i think i was making a point somewhere before it turned into a mini-rant. ah well. whatever. i'm not selling my truck, and i think it's fucking retarded to ask someone if they're selling their car if they don't have a single fucking sticker or notice on it saying "for sale by owner" and shit like that.
i'm out.