Close Encounters of the Nazi Kind & Poo
Hey people, hahaha, damn theres so much crap that has happened that im begining to think god hates me, which he prolly does. but anyways, how are the whole lot of you freaks? hopefully doing better than me, enough shit, lets get down to this crap.
Thurs. - As of late i had been smoking abit (about 2ce a day) with my 'annonymous' friend who we will just call ihop, lol. Went to go rent movies about the 9th. Holy shit, the new Toixic Avenger is fucking awsome. The only version they had was the rated R ver, which pales in comparison to the unrated one. Everyone must see this great movie Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV, will not be disappointed, unless you don't like gore or really like old ladies. Anyways, must buy that film sometime soon.
Fri.- The fucking horrible day. i really don't remember exactly what happned before the main thing of the day occured, but yeah, i guess i will just go into what happened. It was night & ihop & me had been hanging out for a while. She decided on taking a walking smoke outside around my neighborhood. It must have been about 10 pm or so. We had just walked past 2 blocks & were in front of the church. She was the one with the j, it was her turn at it. Out of nowhere these two bastards pulled up next to us in their bikes, yes we got busted by the bitches on the bikes, fucking sucks. They talked to us for a while & told us to sit down, they searched our pockets & found some a miniscule amount in my pants, the only thing is that it was in her school schedule. She took the fall for the crap, which she didn't have to, she said it was all hers when it was ours. I was going to say it was mine, but i thought that she said it was hers for a reason, so i , a 19 yr old woulden't get the stiff end of the shit. Shes a minor so all they pinned on me was "inducement of nighttime curfue". That was all they could pin on me cause she took the fall, they put the cuffs on her & i felt like such a stupid ass for letting us go out that door to smoke. To make things worse my rents were on the way home from work & they saw us.They made it more of a scene & just stood up there looking at us. I stayed standing there with her till the car came by to pick her up cause i felt responsible for what happened. I still do feel like shit about that, sorry about letting that happen, i guess we'll have to be more carefull next time.
i have to stand before a judge in about 6 - 16 days from now so i can see how much that fucker will bill me, i need to get a job so i can pay for it, i don't think i'll let the rents pick up the tab. Its something i did & now i got to set it right (sorta).
Sat. - talked to her for a while, coulden't help but keep on feeling like shit. We both laughed as she said she felt like smoking again. Nothing happened tho, she just came to pick up her cat cause she left it there overnight. Not like she had a choice tho. Don't really remember much cause jose doesen't have a life.
Mon- Started my day by deciding i wassen't going to be lazy & i finally got around to working out again. After that the phone rang in the i haven't gone to sleep because i had awoken at 9pm on sunday. It was Letie, she had called to let me know to get ready to go to First Data to apply. We got there & they said they needed people with expirence for some new product or some crap. So she kinda made me lie about working, don't really think i'm going to get called back anytime soon since i really don't have work exp. After that we went to her place where i ate steamed chicken and mexican rice. After that we sat & watched the whole Michel Jackson thing that was on tv. I was telling her kid to color on her coloring book, i colored a bit too, there was a picture of a cop in her coloring book & i made it show just the little facist that police really are. We was that Jackson came out innocent, i think that only happened cause hes white now, if he was still black he might have gotten something. Anyways, i got taken home after that & i just crashed out bad.
Tues. - For some reason i was really depressed upon waking up, i don't know why, i usually don't most of the time. I was writting some crap down on a piece of paper that i kinda liked. Then I thought about calling up ihop cause supposedly she called 2 days ago or so & she was somewhere around my house or something cause it didn't take her long to get there. I thought we were just going to hang out at the house so i didn't bother to change the dark blue shirt i had on. I really didn't give a fuck that day so i just kept the shirt & put a black long sleeve on top of that, put on my favorite pants, put H-E-B bags on my feet for socks. I had socks right next to me, but i just saw the plastic bags & said fuck it, stuck my foot in & tied a knot on the ankle. Then we drove off in her van, i was feeling stupid for some reason & just began acting hostiliy odd. Jumped from my seat to the back part of the van..... where i accidentally slamed my eyebrow painfully hard on some hard plastic crap that was built into the floor of the van. It hurt so bad, but i put it aside after a while only to keep on acting stupid. She was laughing, i don't know cause she found it funny or she thought i'd stop if she laughed. After we got to her place i sorta evened out a bit. Then we went to cici's & ate there. After that went back to her place again & played some nintendo, lol, that was pretty fun, haven't done that in a long ass time. After that we gave her cat & dog a bath. talked a bit, just hanged out & crap till they decided to take me home. Had a little chat all the way back with her uncle, it just felt strange talking to him again. Kinda was running out of things to say, but yeah, said bye & went inside. Called the dad & told him to give me a ride to go return the movies. Got one & rented some 3 more poops, Infection, Team America & House of flying daggers. When we got home the vieja was waiting, i knew it was something totally fucked that awaited me inside.
She was cleaning my room & she found my pipe which i had lost & a little bottle i used to keep my crap in. It was pretty much an open & shut case. I tried dennying it for about 3 min, wondering if i should just come out & say the truth, i decided on fuck it & just say whats really going on. Damn, the room got so tense after i admitted it. She blamed it on my music, thats when i retorted with what she listens to, the rolling stones, her favorite band which has prolly done ever single drug known to man. She said she didn't care, what would ensue was the surprisingly good debate where i actually won against the not just one of them, but both. I said i wassen't stupid & that thats all i have done. I said i smoked only once a month (lie, lol). Said that it was "just a phase" as most parents call things. Told her theres people in her family which smoke, which is true. I said that i never brought anything into the house (which was a lie too). I told her again that i wassen't stupid, that i was 19 & that they needed to stop treating me like i was 12 or so. I specifically said "Im sorry that you haven't been home all these years i've been growing up, but god damn it im turning 20 so it's too late to act like my parents", that pretty much made them feel like shit, which i felt bad fro, but it was something that had to be said. She pretty much believed it all. She did believe that i only smoked once a month tho. Even tho i won, she would discard my glasspipe, which i really liked. Guess im just going to have to get another one. I dunno, atleast im being honest with them now. She cleaned my pipe before disposing of it, i know cause she was complaining about the smell of resin on her fingers. It was pretty funny. I really don't know what the hell is going to come out of this, but fuck it, i'll take it as it comes.
Anyways, thats pretty much all that i have to say, except that my eye looks a little fucked up after that shit in the van, looks kinda funny cause the lid is a little blue. Damn, anyways thats was pretty much it for today, so untill next time, don't stop shaving the cheese & quit pleasing your mole. later people
Thurs. - As of late i had been smoking abit (about 2ce a day) with my 'annonymous' friend who we will just call ihop, lol. Went to go rent movies about the 9th. Holy shit, the new Toixic Avenger is fucking awsome. The only version they had was the rated R ver, which pales in comparison to the unrated one. Everyone must see this great movie Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV, will not be disappointed, unless you don't like gore or really like old ladies. Anyways, must buy that film sometime soon.
Fri.- The fucking horrible day. i really don't remember exactly what happned before the main thing of the day occured, but yeah, i guess i will just go into what happened. It was night & ihop & me had been hanging out for a while. She decided on taking a walking smoke outside around my neighborhood. It must have been about 10 pm or so. We had just walked past 2 blocks & were in front of the church. She was the one with the j, it was her turn at it. Out of nowhere these two bastards pulled up next to us in their bikes, yes we got busted by the bitches on the bikes, fucking sucks. They talked to us for a while & told us to sit down, they searched our pockets & found some a miniscule amount in my pants, the only thing is that it was in her school schedule. She took the fall for the crap, which she didn't have to, she said it was all hers when it was ours. I was going to say it was mine, but i thought that she said it was hers for a reason, so i , a 19 yr old woulden't get the stiff end of the shit. Shes a minor so all they pinned on me was "inducement of nighttime curfue". That was all they could pin on me cause she took the fall, they put the cuffs on her & i felt like such a stupid ass for letting us go out that door to smoke. To make things worse my rents were on the way home from work & they saw us.They made it more of a scene & just stood up there looking at us. I stayed standing there with her till the car came by to pick her up cause i felt responsible for what happened. I still do feel like shit about that, sorry about letting that happen, i guess we'll have to be more carefull next time.
i have to stand before a judge in about 6 - 16 days from now so i can see how much that fucker will bill me, i need to get a job so i can pay for it, i don't think i'll let the rents pick up the tab. Its something i did & now i got to set it right (sorta).
Sat. - talked to her for a while, coulden't help but keep on feeling like shit. We both laughed as she said she felt like smoking again. Nothing happened tho, she just came to pick up her cat cause she left it there overnight. Not like she had a choice tho. Don't really remember much cause jose doesen't have a life.
Mon- Started my day by deciding i wassen't going to be lazy & i finally got around to working out again. After that the phone rang in the i haven't gone to sleep because i had awoken at 9pm on sunday. It was Letie, she had called to let me know to get ready to go to First Data to apply. We got there & they said they needed people with expirence for some new product or some crap. So she kinda made me lie about working, don't really think i'm going to get called back anytime soon since i really don't have work exp. After that we went to her place where i ate steamed chicken and mexican rice. After that we sat & watched the whole Michel Jackson thing that was on tv. I was telling her kid to color on her coloring book, i colored a bit too, there was a picture of a cop in her coloring book & i made it show just the little facist that police really are. We was that Jackson came out innocent, i think that only happened cause hes white now, if he was still black he might have gotten something. Anyways, i got taken home after that & i just crashed out bad.
Tues. - For some reason i was really depressed upon waking up, i don't know why, i usually don't most of the time. I was writting some crap down on a piece of paper that i kinda liked. Then I thought about calling up ihop cause supposedly she called 2 days ago or so & she was somewhere around my house or something cause it didn't take her long to get there. I thought we were just going to hang out at the house so i didn't bother to change the dark blue shirt i had on. I really didn't give a fuck that day so i just kept the shirt & put a black long sleeve on top of that, put on my favorite pants, put H-E-B bags on my feet for socks. I had socks right next to me, but i just saw the plastic bags & said fuck it, stuck my foot in & tied a knot on the ankle. Then we drove off in her van, i was feeling stupid for some reason & just began acting hostiliy odd. Jumped from my seat to the back part of the van..... where i accidentally slamed my eyebrow painfully hard on some hard plastic crap that was built into the floor of the van. It hurt so bad, but i put it aside after a while only to keep on acting stupid. She was laughing, i don't know cause she found it funny or she thought i'd stop if she laughed. After we got to her place i sorta evened out a bit. Then we went to cici's & ate there. After that went back to her place again & played some nintendo, lol, that was pretty fun, haven't done that in a long ass time. After that we gave her cat & dog a bath. talked a bit, just hanged out & crap till they decided to take me home. Had a little chat all the way back with her uncle, it just felt strange talking to him again. Kinda was running out of things to say, but yeah, said bye & went inside. Called the dad & told him to give me a ride to go return the movies. Got one & rented some 3 more poops, Infection, Team America & House of flying daggers. When we got home the vieja was waiting, i knew it was something totally fucked that awaited me inside.
She was cleaning my room & she found my pipe which i had lost & a little bottle i used to keep my crap in. It was pretty much an open & shut case. I tried dennying it for about 3 min, wondering if i should just come out & say the truth, i decided on fuck it & just say whats really going on. Damn, the room got so tense after i admitted it. She blamed it on my music, thats when i retorted with what she listens to, the rolling stones, her favorite band which has prolly done ever single drug known to man. She said she didn't care, what would ensue was the surprisingly good debate where i actually won against the not just one of them, but both. I said i wassen't stupid & that thats all i have done. I said i smoked only once a month (lie, lol). Said that it was "just a phase" as most parents call things. Told her theres people in her family which smoke, which is true. I said that i never brought anything into the house (which was a lie too). I told her again that i wassen't stupid, that i was 19 & that they needed to stop treating me like i was 12 or so. I specifically said "Im sorry that you haven't been home all these years i've been growing up, but god damn it im turning 20 so it's too late to act like my parents", that pretty much made them feel like shit, which i felt bad fro, but it was something that had to be said. She pretty much believed it all. She did believe that i only smoked once a month tho. Even tho i won, she would discard my glasspipe, which i really liked. Guess im just going to have to get another one. I dunno, atleast im being honest with them now. She cleaned my pipe before disposing of it, i know cause she was complaining about the smell of resin on her fingers. It was pretty funny. I really don't know what the hell is going to come out of this, but fuck it, i'll take it as it comes.
Anyways, thats pretty much all that i have to say, except that my eye looks a little fucked up after that shit in the van, looks kinda funny cause the lid is a little blue. Damn, anyways thats was pretty much it for today, so untill next time, don't stop shaving the cheese & quit pleasing your mole. later people