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Dear Gryffindor Boys Who Use the Facilities:

Feb 19, 2007 18:54

I do apologise for the recent bathtub infestation. The spawn of Trevoretta have taken root there and no one's been able to take a good bath for WEEKS. Though I know most of you DO prefer showers over baths, I happen to enjoy a good soak now and again after working in the gardens.

Do try not to step on any dozens of them.

That is all.

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shapely_millie February 21 2007, 04:29:54 UTC

The frogs belong to you then? And here I thought Professor Snape sent them to us as a gift to use for potions class. I was running low on frog eyes.

nox_neville February 21 2007, 19:27:32 UTC

FOR PANDA FREDINA'S SAKE, please do not harm those poor, innocent creatures!

shapely_millie February 21 2007, 19:30:29 UTC

Oops?

nox_neville February 21 2007, 19:45:02 UTC

pogdfjksurkfidl

ohmymerlin.

I HOPE YOUR EYES GET PLUCKED OUT BY A BIRD, as well.

shapely_millie February 21 2007, 19:49:44 UTC

Oi! How was I supposed to know they weren't for potions class? What in Merlin's name were you going to do with a dozen extra frogs anyway? Might as well sacrifice them for a good cause.

nox_neville February 21 2007, 19:54:01 UTC

I said. They were. Trevoretta's spawn. Which are HIS HER BABIES AND MY PETS AND NATURAL CREATURES WHO HURT NO ONE.

shapely_millie February 21 2007, 19:57:49 UTC

It's all about the Circle of Life. All good things come to an end and are used to sustain it. Besides if you didn't want the frogs to end up as potion's ingredients then you should have kept a closer eye on them.

nox_neville February 21 2007, 19:58:58 UTC

I'm not going to contain innocent beings!! I would've hoped that Baby Frogs weren't on anyone's To Do list. Or. Er. Something like that!

Just.. please.

How many did you MURDER?

shapely_millie February 21 2007, 20:11:18 UTC

It's difficult to say, really. There must be a few dozen.

Jars.

nox_neville February 21 2007, 20:11:50 UTC

justapuff February 21 2007, 20:14:55 UTC

Neville, calm down. She's enjoying getting a rise out of you.

nox_neville February 21 2007, 20:15:54 UTC

GHFGSDHFJD

BUT--

THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

justapuff February 21 2007, 20:18:57 UTC

Come on, do you really think she would have killed several dozen frogs for their eyes without complaining about the mess of it?

nox_neville February 21 2007, 20:20:48 UTC

shapely_millie February 21 2007, 20:24:41 UTC

Who's to say there aren't a pair of traumatized first years weeping over the bloody horror of dead, wet, cold frog parts somewhere in the castle?

justapuff February 21 2007, 20:26:51 UTC

Er. True. But you're having too much fun with this for it to be true.

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