Oh...my...gawd...I still got a LJ!!
Ok, so, it's 11pm, and it's about 28 degrees outside. Alright...? In other words, right now is a very special moment, considering it's so damn rare the weather reaches 28 degrees around here, much less at that time of the day. Which brings me to a very important point before I get started with this entry: This special occasion made me wanna celebrate a lil bit, so, I got myself a few drinks.
In other words, you'll have to bare with me, cuz I'm not 100%. At all. But I can type stuff that makes sense, because thus far, I haven't had to correct one single damn thing I wrote. Although I'm not sure "bare with me" is written like that, or if it's actually "bear with me". But who cares, you understand, right? Good...
So, what motivated me to suddenly write again in this journal after 2 months? Nothing. I just tried to call my friends and they're all sleeping or working, or stuff, so I can't go out for the first time in weeks, and since I've ingested some alcohol, I can't drive around and find something to do, and I don't feel like playing games or watching DVDs either, therefore...boom, LJ comes to the rescue. So, how about covering all that time away from this precious lil journal that I haven't had the opportunity to(read: didn't take the time to/didn't feel like doing the effort to) write about?
So......Well, April was...I don't quite remember. Happened a damn while ago, y'know. I guess I went to college. And did random stuff. Basic. Still going to wrestling and all. Accompanied a friend of mine to some American-Idol-esque contest some bar in Québec City held for a few weeks. All the contestants sang, he actually did beatbox. It owned. He got to the finals and lost, not because of the voting, but the judges. We suspect the winner actually gave blowjobs to some higher-ups, cuz one of the guys who made it to the finals was 10 times better than the girl who won, and she seemed to very personally know the barmen...like, intimately know them, y'see?...but really, I don't mind it much, it was extremely entertaining.
The month of May totally reeked the shit outta this world. Dunno if that made sense, but you get the picture. The whole month consisted of grey, foggy days, and rainy days, and shit. I went to college, had exams, finished real late due to all those strikes the commies voted for...got my final marks. They're extremely ordinary, I'm far from satisfied with them, but heck...I gotta deal with it. Did good in advanced stats and psychology, and that's pretty much everything that matters. As long as I can keep my R-rate above 29...I'm totally safe for l'Université Laval next year. Next semester's gonna be very, very light and relax...Totally looking forward to it.
Then I started working full-time in late May. Actually working with 2 very charming ladies my age, we're the 3-person evening-team. I'm enjoying that. Maybe cuz they flirt like mad with me. Maybe... I also got a very substantial salary raise when I came in full-time...the only downside to that is I actually work 6 days a week...but only around 5 hours on weekdays, and full day on Saturdays...which gives me more than enough time to go out at night(scept Friday nights, since I work early on Saturday mornings) and train at the gym at around noon. Nearly perfect schedule, I'd say. Nearly. The best thing is Saturday nights...nothing like going out in bars after a full day at work and a hardcore 4-hour wrestling practice. Helps make the aches go away. For a few hours, at least...then... Whooo...the feelings I get through my body on Sunday mornings(read afternoons) when I wake up...hmmm! Simply indescribable!
I've also been growing a beard, for about 2 weeks now...it's looking good, well, I think. Everyone who's commented on it so far only had positive stuff to say about it, except my aunt, but I'm pretty sure she was joking...that or she's just old school...either way, I don't really care, she's old, and she's family, so, I'm not growing a beard for her. Héhéhé! Some people I haven't seen in a few weeks actually couldn't recognize me when they met me recently. So, one of my coworkers and I have been having that running joke around the office that I could become a secret agent anytime, cuz I'm such a chameleon with that new look. Even my boss's wife said I looked "charming" with it, which is awesome, since she's the one who signs all of my paychecks. Hahaha!
Speaking of paychecks...I also got myself a credit card, so I could go and visit NYC with friends, but our plans fell through when one of the boys decided he wanted to get himself a car instead of doing the trip...so...I got myself a credit card for nothing. Guess I'll have to do some Internet shopping and get myself a few DVDs to compensate. Héhéhé. Not sure yet. And yeah...otherwise, not much to say, I guess that was a good wrap-up of the little pieces of my precious, entertaining life you captivated readers didn't get updated about in those past months. I'll try to update more often, if I feel like it and actually have something to write about...and next time I do, I won't be slightly intoxicated, so, I just might make a bit more sense. Hope you're having as great a Summer as I'm having!
In other words, you'll have to bare with me, cuz I'm not 100%. At all. But I can type stuff that makes sense, because thus far, I haven't had to correct one single damn thing I wrote. Although I'm not sure "bare with me" is written like that, or if it's actually "bear with me". But who cares, you understand, right? Good...
So, what motivated me to suddenly write again in this journal after 2 months? Nothing. I just tried to call my friends and they're all sleeping or working, or stuff, so I can't go out for the first time in weeks, and since I've ingested some alcohol, I can't drive around and find something to do, and I don't feel like playing games or watching DVDs either, therefore...boom, LJ comes to the rescue. So, how about covering all that time away from this precious lil journal that I haven't had the opportunity to(read: didn't take the time to/didn't feel like doing the effort to) write about?
So......Well, April was...I don't quite remember. Happened a damn while ago, y'know. I guess I went to college. And did random stuff. Basic. Still going to wrestling and all. Accompanied a friend of mine to some American-Idol-esque contest some bar in Québec City held for a few weeks. All the contestants sang, he actually did beatbox. It owned. He got to the finals and lost, not because of the voting, but the judges. We suspect the winner actually gave blowjobs to some higher-ups, cuz one of the guys who made it to the finals was 10 times better than the girl who won, and she seemed to very personally know the barmen...like, intimately know them, y'see?...but really, I don't mind it much, it was extremely entertaining.
The month of May totally reeked the shit outta this world. Dunno if that made sense, but you get the picture. The whole month consisted of grey, foggy days, and rainy days, and shit. I went to college, had exams, finished real late due to all those strikes the commies voted for...got my final marks. They're extremely ordinary, I'm far from satisfied with them, but heck...I gotta deal with it. Did good in advanced stats and psychology, and that's pretty much everything that matters. As long as I can keep my R-rate above 29...I'm totally safe for l'Université Laval next year. Next semester's gonna be very, very light and relax...Totally looking forward to it.
Then I started working full-time in late May. Actually working with 2 very charming ladies my age, we're the 3-person evening-team. I'm enjoying that. Maybe cuz they flirt like mad with me. Maybe... I also got a very substantial salary raise when I came in full-time...the only downside to that is I actually work 6 days a week...but only around 5 hours on weekdays, and full day on Saturdays...which gives me more than enough time to go out at night(scept Friday nights, since I work early on Saturday mornings) and train at the gym at around noon. Nearly perfect schedule, I'd say. Nearly. The best thing is Saturday nights...nothing like going out in bars after a full day at work and a hardcore 4-hour wrestling practice. Helps make the aches go away. For a few hours, at least...then... Whooo...the feelings I get through my body on Sunday mornings(read afternoons) when I wake up...hmmm! Simply indescribable!
I've also been growing a beard, for about 2 weeks now...it's looking good, well, I think. Everyone who's commented on it so far only had positive stuff to say about it, except my aunt, but I'm pretty sure she was joking...that or she's just old school...either way, I don't really care, she's old, and she's family, so, I'm not growing a beard for her. Héhéhé! Some people I haven't seen in a few weeks actually couldn't recognize me when they met me recently. So, one of my coworkers and I have been having that running joke around the office that I could become a secret agent anytime, cuz I'm such a chameleon with that new look. Even my boss's wife said I looked "charming" with it, which is awesome, since she's the one who signs all of my paychecks. Hahaha!
Speaking of paychecks...I also got myself a credit card, so I could go and visit NYC with friends, but our plans fell through when one of the boys decided he wanted to get himself a car instead of doing the trip...so...I got myself a credit card for nothing. Guess I'll have to do some Internet shopping and get myself a few DVDs to compensate. Héhéhé. Not sure yet. And yeah...otherwise, not much to say, I guess that was a good wrap-up of the little pieces of my precious, entertaining life you captivated readers didn't get updated about in those past months. I'll try to update more often, if I feel like it and actually have something to write about...and next time I do, I won't be slightly intoxicated, so, I just might make a bit more sense. Hope you're having as great a Summer as I'm having!