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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for deense (-10 points). Last month I punched rameymj in the arm (-10 points). In November on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I helped vivianteddybear across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-35 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
vt6000
okay my sense of humor is still kicking