Midget

[vsquared_k]

Title: Midget
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Faberry
Words: 1000+
Summary: Crack!fic. Rachel is small everywhere. In which Quinn is a dick about Rachel's dick.
Warning: The warning is actually kind of, uh, a twist. So, like, if you really want to see, highlight: Girl!Peen

Comments

[winstonta]

lol you're right. Not just are they always huge, but apparently they are always 8.5". Not eight, not nine, eight and a HALF.

In other news, I wish there was more Rachel with a peen g!peen fic. The Quinn fics are hot, don't get me wrong, but Rachel needs some of that lovin' too.

Okay, seriously, I need to get away from fanfic for an hour or so, so that I can wrap up this paper. But I thought that 30% was a good enough milestone to allow me to read fic :D

Awesome yet again, btw.

[vsquared_k]

Bahahaha 8.5 cm or BUST! I thank you for your kind words :)

Rachel and peen... I've seen some pretty good ones though. I just can't seem to recall them off the top of my head.

[winstonta]

my tired American brain does not remember how big 8.5 cms is. *thinks about finding a ruler... doesn't even move*

I'll figure it out tomorrow. I think inches are bigger, though lol

[vsquared_k]

I MEANT TO SAY INCHES BUT I FAILED MISERABLY.

However, not so much, because I envisioned Rachel to be about 3.5 inches in the fic, and 8.5 cm = 3.35 inches hahaha

[winstonta]

*looks at fingers tiredly, squints, mumbles* bad with judging this stuff... *curious enough to actually get up and find a tape measure* Wow, my middle fingers are about as big as Rachel's penis.

Not something I'll ever hear myself say again lol.

[vsquared_k]

Oh, uh... I worked off of my hand, actually, so.... me too :P