Teh Johnny and teh Kawamura
Some questions I posted to /that/ student of mine a couple or so weeks back:
Me: Which do you prefer, summer or winter, and why?
T: I prefer summer because I like snow.
Me: Is that what happens in your country? Cos that'd explain why you're so whacked.
T: ...did I say summer? Maybe you hear me wrong. I meant winter. I prefer winter because I like snow.
Me: If you could choose how old you were, how old would you be and why?
T: I would be 20 because I want to go casino.
Me: The legal age to enter casinos here is 21, you know.
T: Oh. Then I choose to be 25 because I want to go to casino.
Me: Okay. Why 25?
T: Just in case, you know.
Me: ...
T: What?
Me: You know you kind of remind me of...me.
T: 8D Really?
Me: No. Let's move on.
Me: If you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?
T: *no hesitation* I'mma buy orange juice.
Me: ...ok. What else?
T: What do you mean what else?
Me: After getting your...orange juice, you'd have 999,998 dollars left, I think. What would you do with it?
T: ...ja, I'd buy another 499,999 bottles of orange juice.
-The End-
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If there are indeed such things as past lives, I'm beginning to think I've somehow wronged this kid in one of mine.
Me: Which do you prefer, summer or winter, and why?
T: I prefer summer because I like snow.
Me: Is that what happens in your country? Cos that'd explain why you're so whacked.
T: ...did I say summer? Maybe you hear me wrong. I meant winter. I prefer winter because I like snow.
Me: If you could choose how old you were, how old would you be and why?
T: I would be 20 because I want to go casino.
Me: The legal age to enter casinos here is 21, you know.
T: Oh. Then I choose to be 25 because I want to go to casino.
Me: Okay. Why 25?
T: Just in case, you know.
Me: ...
T: What?
Me: You know you kind of remind me of...me.
T: 8D Really?
Me: No. Let's move on.
Me: If you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?
T: *no hesitation* I'mma buy orange juice.
Me: ...ok. What else?
T: What do you mean what else?
Me: After getting your...orange juice, you'd have 999,998 dollars left, I think. What would you do with it?
T: ...ja, I'd buy another 499,999 bottles of orange juice.
-The End-
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If there are indeed such things as past lives, I'm beginning to think I've somehow wronged this kid in one of mine.