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As some of you may know, I collect bad pick-up lines. Tonight on Cracked.com I found the mother-load. so here are my five favorite, followed by the five that have actually been used on me. So sad.
(5)"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind, screaming and crying in terror all day."
(4)"Could I interest you in an eventual heated divorce?"
(3)"That ass is so fine, I want to abandon you with child."
(2)"I can make your dreams come true, if your dreams consist of fucking a slovenly German man on a bunch of empty pizza boxes."
(1)"You're like a princess. And I'm just a lowly plumber. And the only thing standing between you and I is a monkey, throwing flaming barrels of rejection in my way."
So True.
(5)"Do you have Yahoo Messenger?"
(4)"I was hoping you could settle a bet between me and my friend here. He says your eyes are naturally blue, and I say that you're a filthy, dirty whore."
(3)"I didn't want you to be the only chick in here tonight who didn't get hit on. It's good for your self esteem."
(2)"After this guy is done, you think I could maybe hit up seconds? I don't mind the mess."
(1)"Are you drunk yet?"
(5)"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind, screaming and crying in terror all day."
(4)"Could I interest you in an eventual heated divorce?"
(3)"That ass is so fine, I want to abandon you with child."
(2)"I can make your dreams come true, if your dreams consist of fucking a slovenly German man on a bunch of empty pizza boxes."
(1)"You're like a princess. And I'm just a lowly plumber. And the only thing standing between you and I is a monkey, throwing flaming barrels of rejection in my way."
So True.
(5)"Do you have Yahoo Messenger?"
(4)"I was hoping you could settle a bet between me and my friend here. He says your eyes are naturally blue, and I say that you're a filthy, dirty whore."
(3)"I didn't want you to be the only chick in here tonight who didn't get hit on. It's good for your self esteem."
(2)"After this guy is done, you think I could maybe hit up seconds? I don't mind the mess."
(1)"Are you drunk yet?"