So I've been listening to Lady Gaga's new song You and I for like three days now and imagining the guy she sings about as this gruff tattooed bar owner with chest hair and bulging muscles and a really nice Nebraskan tan (whatever the hell that looks like) and a mysterious past, and I was actually getting a little turned on whenever she gets to the part about her high heels and lipstick on his face. Then I looked up the inspiration for the song and found
this dude.
What. The. Fuck. Is the sexy Lady Gaga seriously in love with this skinny pasty white kid with really awful hair? Apparently a bunch of her songs were inspired by him, not just this one. She even added the little German U dotty thing in her boyfriend's name on the 'You' part of 'You and I,' so you know she's serious. I EXPECTED SO MUCH MORE FROM HER THAN THIS.
I'm just going to pretend I never read this and go back to thinking about the hot guy in my head now.