Ok. So you've just won the DEEP featherweight title. Obviously you want to celebrate, I mean right? Right. So maybe like a little dance move or a cheer? No? Ok, how about a backflip!? Not enough? Hmm. Ok.
Oh wait! I know! Do the backflip off the ropes and go really high in the air!
Yeah? YEAH!
Oh. Well, I mean, I just sort of presumed you would have practiced the landing, you know before trying this in front of an audience. Oh man. That has got to sting.