abercrombie and fitch is the house of leaves
except that instead of being full of impenetrable, endless darkness,
it is full of impenetrable, endless whiteness.
also, today i went into the bathroom, and the door wouldn't close. this is not a shitty tin stall door that just got hit too hard or something. this door is a real big, full size wheelchair-accessible door, made of actual metal, not gum wrappers or whatever shitty stall doors are made of. And when i went to close it, it was about 1/4" too big. I tried it a couple times, and then i went into one of the regular stalls (shitty door kind). I was upset to lose my privacy, but intrigued by the fact that it was a TOTAL HOUSE OF LEAVES MOMENT. (dear everyone, be obsessed with house of leaves, a book by mark z. danielewski. this will help what i am saying make sense). tomorrow, i bet there will be an extra stall in the bathroom, and instead of actual sketches the designers will just start drawing big black boxes. also, i will begin writing about my random sexual encounters with disgusting women.^1
what was great was that when i was in my stall, someone else came in the bathroom and went for the house of leaves door, and THEY COULDNT CLOSE IT EITHER! girlfriend even threw some shoulder into it, i think. i was tickled. she gave up and got in the stall next to mine. sweet.
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1 Also, everything will begin to have footnotes.