May 31, 2004 17:37
A man was walking down the street and fell in a ditch where the walls were so steep that he couldn't climb out by himself. A doctor comes by and he cries out, "hey doc, can you help me out? I'm stuck down here and I can't get out." The doctor just writes a prescription, tosses out to him, and walks off."
Later, a priest walks by and he cries out, "hey father, can you help me out? I'm stuck down here and I can't get out." The priest says a prayer for him and walks off.
A little while longer, a friend walks by and he cries out, "hey, can you help me out? I'm stuck down here and I can't get out." So the friend jumps down into the ditch with him and he says, "are you crazy? What did you do that for? Now we're both stuck down here."
His friend replied, "yeah, but I know the way out."
Don't sweat the little stuff butthead. I'll always be more of a drama queen then you.