Texan
Done this all and am damn proud to be from texas. (yes we really do all of this... haha)I'll miss it if I ever leave.
You know you are from TEXAS if........
~You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita
Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
~A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
~You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
~You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
~You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
~You measure distance in minutes.
~Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
~You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
~You know cowpies are not made of beef.
~Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
~You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
~You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
~A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F-250 Turbo Diesel 4x4 is.
~You know everything goes better with Ranch.
~You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
~You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
~Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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You know you are from TEXAS if........
~You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita
Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
~A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
~You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
~You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
~You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
~You measure distance in minutes.
~Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
~You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
~You know cowpies are not made of beef.
~Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
~You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
~You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
~A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F-250 Turbo Diesel 4x4 is.
~You know everything goes better with Ranch.
~You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
~You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
~Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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