I have a cold. A classic, juicy, excessive-nose-blowing cold. My skin is oversensitive, my muscles ache, and I think I'm running a low fever. I just spent an unconscionable amount of time in an overly hot shower, and if my tub were clean, it would have been a bath.
I would wish much unpleasantness on the head of the person who passed this on to me--and yes, I do know who it is--except I'm always afraid it will come true. *snerk* (or in this case, *snork*. And not the color-changing kind.)
I need a bell to carry around with me. Unclean...unclean...
ETA: Snork. The color-changing kind.