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Harry was getting along in years and found that he was unable to perform sexually. Harry finally went to his doctor who tried a few things, but nothing seemed to work. So the doctor referred him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man said, "I can cure this." That said, he threw a white powder in a flame, and there was a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he said, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it will rise for as long as you wish."
The guy asked, "What happens when I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replied, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned--it will not work again for another year."
Harry rushed home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess.
That night he was ready to surprise his wife, Patty. He showered, shaved, and put on his most exotic shaving lotion. He got into bed, and lying next to her said, "123." He suddenly became more aroused than at any previous time in his life--just as the medicine man had promised.
Patti, who had been facing away, turned over and asked, "What did you say 123 for?"
And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
Harry was getting along in years and found that he was unable to perform sexually. Harry finally went to his doctor who tried a few things, but nothing seemed to work. So the doctor referred him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man said, "I can cure this." That said, he threw a white powder in a flame, and there was a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he said, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it will rise for as long as you wish."
The guy asked, "What happens when I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replied, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned--it will not work again for another year."
Harry rushed home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess.
That night he was ready to surprise his wife, Patty. He showered, shaved, and put on his most exotic shaving lotion. He got into bed, and lying next to her said, "123." He suddenly became more aroused than at any previous time in his life--just as the medicine man had promised.
Patti, who had been facing away, turned over and asked, "What did you say 123 for?"
And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.