Out of the mouths of movers...

[voyeurprincess]

The housemate has a buddy with a van who's currently unemployed; he came over to help cart stuff from the old place to the new place yesterday. As we're loading bags and baskets into his van, he catches sight of one of the pieces of luggage with the ends of canes/riding crops sticking out, and says, "Either those are cat toys, or y'all are pretty damn kinky -- I'm not asking which one."

Well, he covered the two major possibilities... 0:-)