Cinco de Mayo (UGH)
Right off the bat I want you to know I don't CARE about Cinco de Mayo, I don't celebrate it, I am not Mexican, and as far as I know it's really an excuse for Americans to go out and get plastered with tequila drinks.I just happened to notice that it was, and since I have nothing really to write about, I thought I'd mention it, in case anyone who reads this and has an overwhelming desire for a tequila hangover tomorrow morning. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Now, To caveat..I have done my share (even MORE than my share) of tequila overdosing nd it wasn't pretty. Both in and out of Mexico, by the way. Remind me never to tell you about getting thrown off a mexican bus in the middle of nowhere, because I barfed an entire mexican fajita dinner into my ex-husbands sweatshirt. (And no thats not why we divorced) And while you're at it, remind me not to tell you how a taxi came by, and we got thrown out of the taxi in the middle of Nowhere, Mexico (same night) because I could not STOP barfing into my ex husbands sweatshirt. I am not proud of any of this, it happened many years ago, but time has not softened the total embarassment.As a matter of fact, as I get older, I get more and more ashamed of it. (sigh)
Big newsflash, I didn't sleep much last night, but I feel pretty good so far. I went to WalMart, the devil store, and at the checkout felt a little woozy and overheated, I think their airconditioning system either sucks, or was defective. So I bought a nice cold green bottle of Mountain Dew, and I swear, by the time I found my car in the VAST parking lot, I was feeling pretty damned good. I even decided to go to the Goodwill Store to scope out stuff for EBay selling, and damned if I didn't find a gorgeous 6 piece set of footed waterglasses that were crackle glass halfway up, in perfect condition. And THEN after a few more slugs of Dew decided to go take a picture of a Jacaranda tree for P, who I have been promising it to for 2 years. So I drove around a ritzy neighborhood for a while and got out of my car and snapped a beauty. Now, if you knew me, you'd realize this is atypical behaviour.Normally I'd knock on the persons door and ask permission, but I was a wildwoman with all that Mountain Dew in me. Mountain Dew, the Devil's brew.....from Walmart, the devil store. I sense a theme.
Well, I'd POST the damned Jacaranda pic because it came out beautiful, but I still have free journal and apparently I am banned from delighting you with my talent. So, picture a huge tree with the lovliest shade of lavender-purple in the universe, and you'll have the picture.
Anyhow, I need to wash those glasses and photo them for EBay, adios amigos y amigas, and if you get all drunked up on tequila tonight, its serves you right. Have a Mountain Dew instead! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW
Big newsflash, I didn't sleep much last night, but I feel pretty good so far. I went to WalMart, the devil store, and at the checkout felt a little woozy and overheated, I think their airconditioning system either sucks, or was defective. So I bought a nice cold green bottle of Mountain Dew, and I swear, by the time I found my car in the VAST parking lot, I was feeling pretty damned good. I even decided to go to the Goodwill Store to scope out stuff for EBay selling, and damned if I didn't find a gorgeous 6 piece set of footed waterglasses that were crackle glass halfway up, in perfect condition. And THEN after a few more slugs of Dew decided to go take a picture of a Jacaranda tree for P, who I have been promising it to for 2 years. So I drove around a ritzy neighborhood for a while and got out of my car and snapped a beauty. Now, if you knew me, you'd realize this is atypical behaviour.Normally I'd knock on the persons door and ask permission, but I was a wildwoman with all that Mountain Dew in me. Mountain Dew, the Devil's brew.....from Walmart, the devil store. I sense a theme.
Well, I'd POST the damned Jacaranda pic because it came out beautiful, but I still have free journal and apparently I am banned from delighting you with my talent. So, picture a huge tree with the lovliest shade of lavender-purple in the universe, and you'll have the picture.
Anyhow, I need to wash those glasses and photo them for EBay, adios amigos y amigas, and if you get all drunked up on tequila tonight, its serves you right. Have a Mountain Dew instead! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW