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I've never had crushes on celebrities, with the exception of John Cusack's character in Grosse Point Blank and bizarrely Russel Crowe in that tobacco movie (don't ask why, I have no Idea I CANT EXPLAIN THE MECHANISMS OF ATTRACTION). However, as of late the host of a certain survival show has been playing a starring, manly role in my fantasies.
Yes, that's right ladies and gentleman, I have fallen for the persistent and very British young mountaineer/survivalist "Bear" Grylls.
When I see him bite the head from a writhing scorpion or wring water from elephant dung straight into his mouth, I get this warm feeling that I can only describe as pure, unfettered lust. I mean, even with the allegations that he doesn't actually survive on his own and even spends time in hotel rooms, I still believe in him and his manliness.
So, go team Bear! All energy and accent and hoppity hoppity. Even with elephant shit on his face, or engaged in a vengeful struggle with quicksand, he still manages to come across as cheerful.
I especially love that he feels the need to strip down EVERY episode regardless of whether he's in the Sahara or the Himalayas. And his Skiivies have the BRITISH FLAG on them! Squeeeel
Who knew the way to my heart was to consume live fish and smother yourself in Bat Guano to block out the sun?
mmmm.
Yes, that's right ladies and gentleman, I have fallen for the persistent and very British young mountaineer/survivalist "Bear" Grylls.
When I see him bite the head from a writhing scorpion or wring water from elephant dung straight into his mouth, I get this warm feeling that I can only describe as pure, unfettered lust. I mean, even with the allegations that he doesn't actually survive on his own and even spends time in hotel rooms, I still believe in him and his manliness.
So, go team Bear! All energy and accent and hoppity hoppity. Even with elephant shit on his face, or engaged in a vengeful struggle with quicksand, he still manages to come across as cheerful.
I especially love that he feels the need to strip down EVERY episode regardless of whether he's in the Sahara or the Himalayas. And his Skiivies have the BRITISH FLAG on them! Squeeeel
Who knew the way to my heart was to consume live fish and smother yourself in Bat Guano to block out the sun?
mmmm.