Tue, 17:47: RT @ jdcrowley: GOOGLE. WHEN I SEARCH FOR "IMAGINE" I DO NOT ALSO WANT RESULTS RETURNED FOR "IMAGE". STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID.
Tue, 17:59: I hear that, if you don't like Wolfgang Puck's cooking, he curses you with a donkey's head.
Tue, 18:00: RT @ billmaher: Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserab ...
Tue, 18:48: Why isn't Tatanga in any of the Super Mario Galaxy games?
Tue, 21:06: RT @ michaelianblack: Sad realization: Twitter actually IS the most productive use of my time.
Wed, 01:44: RT @ rainnwilson: "I like big butts and I cannot tell a lie." -Black George Washington