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Dec 23, 2009 00:04

  • 04:42 Photo: “Mario’s Closet,” by Glen Brogan tumblr.com/xpy4vjjxt #
  • 10:04 Here comes Fatty with his sack of shit, and all them stinking reindeer. #
  • 13:59 I can't say I really do know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen. Sure, I know their names, but not their personalities. #
  • 14:06 Does the song "Signs" by the Five Man Electrical Band have the stupidest lyrics ever, or what? #
  • 14:07 The sign said you gotta have a membership card to get inside. UH! #
  • 14:10 There won't be snow on Mercury this Chr
    istmas. #
  • 14:14 Why do arguments in favor of private insurance strike me as so similar to the one that Mussolini made the trains run on time? #
  • 14:15 If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? #
  • 14:17 @ pshumate They don't sound all that sapient to me! #
  • 14:17 @ oz_diggs Oh, I'd love one! #
  • 19:14 Then it hit me that Hannah Montana was really just a leg. #
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