Things Bob does not support:

Oct 22, 2004 11:23

01: Cabinet doors being left open

02: Jello with little pieces of fruit in it (jello salad, what the fuck?)

03: People who think their life is so fucking hard when their biggest problem is they don't get enough attention.

04: Girls that cry all the time (like over halmark commercials. or dumb things like "Oh my god, she was just so rude to me." Pardon me if I have no sympathy.)

05: People that sing along to the radio (there are times when this is acceptable, but for the most part no one wants to hear it)

06: Mullets

07: People who have to validate themselves by being in a relationship (being single is not the end of the world. You don't have to authenticate yourself through another person's existence. Be self sufficient for once in your life.)

08: Hilary Duff (as if that needs anymore explanation)

09: People that ruin things for others (like the family member on vacation where all they want to do is stay in the hotel room, or the person that tells you the end of the movie, or someone who tells you what your present isbefore you even get to open it.)
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