The Case of the Vanishing Colgate
Somebody is using my toothpaste.
*Film Noir music*
Now I got three suspects. It coulda been any of 'em. They're sly. I live with these lowlifes. And whoever the guilty one is...well, they're one shifty individual. But they made a fatal mistake. They never put the lid back...
Oh, they got alibis. But I got my suspicions. And clues. I've seen the rogue toothbrush, lying there, smirking at me...taunting me with the remnants of blue "Colgate Total Whitening Toothpaste" clinging to its bristles. I want to cry out, "WHO OWNS YOU? WHO IS IT???"
But I don't, because then they'll be onto me.
At least, I know who I think it isn't. But I don't know if I can trust her...it's always the one you least suspect.
*Turns up collar of her brown trenchcoat*
The case continues...