I'm off to India

[vorticanian]

 Today I enbark on the biggest adventure of my life thus far.  The luxuries of America will soon be a distant memory, and white people will be a thing seen like a needle in a hay-stack.   Everyone pray for me for safe trip and to return with no problems.  I love you all, and I plan to talk to you all in three weeks.

Wish me Bon Chance!