Just thought I'd share...

[vorpalblade]

*PHONE RINGS*
Devra: Hello?
Guy: Baby?
Devra: Ummm...what?
Guy: Don't be like that, baby, I said I was sorry.
Devra: Wait...who is this?
Guy: C'mon baby, I love you, you know that.
Devra: I think you have the wrong number.
Guy: Oh, shit. Sorry.
Devra: It's cool.

Comments

[nonamekittie]

thats...awesome.
youre so awesome.

[vorpalblade]

You're takin' my word, babycakes.

You know what's awesome? Your icon is awesome! BAMPOW!

[nonamekittie]

im sorry for taking your word. forgive me? ::eyes like puss in boots::

[nadie4087]

please baby...i'm so sorry! i love you baby!

[vorpalblade]

Baby, I love you, too, but I can't let you abuse me, baby! Especially not when I'm pregnant, baby! I mean, we're gonna have a baby...baby...and you just can't treat me this way! If we're gonna have kids you have to stop locking me in the closet and throwing houseplants at me, baby. I work so hard to make those plants grow, baby, please be kind!

[darkxmoon]

LMAO

[darkxmoon]

What I would have done!

Devra: Hello?
Guy: Baby?
Devra: Huh ?
Guy: Don't be like that, baby, I said I was sorry.
Devra: Oh...umm...
Guy: C'mon baby, I love you, you know that.
Devra: I love you too, but I need to tell you something.
Guy: Whats that.
Devra: I'm pregnet. An your not the father.
Guy:: (click)

[vorpalblade]

Haha...that's wonderful.

Always play with their minds...

[darkxmoon]

what is your icon from if i might ask ?

[vorpalblade]

It's Desire...from Sandman. The "Goth Comix" by Neil Gaiman. If you haven't read 'em, you should. They=excellent.

And I was Desire for Halloween a couple 'o years ago because I totally AM Desire cos I'm hawt like that, yo.

[illdnkim]

OH COME ONE!

YOU are the kind of person who would fuck with his head!
I am seriously disappointed in you

[vorpalblade]

Come one?

Like...come once?

Why not twice??!??!?!

You're so cruel to me.

OH! And you totally owe me EDDIE IZZARD. COME OOOOON...

[illdnkim]

1. Fuck you
1a. You can't come twice cause you have been bad

2. I can't burn a DVD to a CD. I either need to get ahold of a blank DVD or give it to you over spring break and it looks like it going to be the latter since I have the DVD here with me.

Responses to

[vorpalblade]

1. Please do.
1a. I thought you said you liked it when I was bad.

2. Let me borrow it and YOU can come twice.

[sullen_sinuous]

oh, please tell me he had an indian accent... that would be the icing on the cake...

[illdnkim]

Like the "You kicked my dog" guy?

[vorpalblade]

No...he sounded like a thuggangsta kinda guy.

But I do have maaaad love for the You Kick My Dog guy. -^^-

[sullen_sinuous]

hah, i think everybody does!