House Series 3, Episode 10

May 11, 2007 15:04

Pay close attention to Dr Cuddy's right eye...

She has what appears to be 'Scleral injection' or a bloodshot area of her eye.

Suggested cause: Ejaculation of 'gentleman's relish' onto the eye.

Secondary Risks: chlamydial conjunctivitis, abrasion and erosion of the cornea, chronic pain and even blindness if repeated.

Treatment: Emersion of the eye in Optrex or other medicated eye bath and avoidance of certain male cast members.

Porn stars lead a risky life.
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