wtf, brain?

[vorblessing]

My slash goggles are so thick now that I see EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY ENGLISH LANDSCAPE PAINTING (and portraiture) thru them, and suddenly want to write a serious academic paper about Joseph Wright of Derby and his not-so-secret gay love (no, seriously, LOOK AT THIS)!!! I know i need help, but at least I am not the only one who sees it. (right?)
And I would sooo rather see Ray naked.