Binge Eating, Here I Come!
Man, before the end of the year, I am going to be larger than one of those oil trucks with the cylindrical tanks on the back. And as I'm sure you're all aware, those things are fucking huge. I mean, if I were as big as one of those, traveling through doors would be far more challenging than any class (even 112) ever could be. Well, not so much getting through the door as getting through the door without causing immense damage to said door. Yeah. That'd be a bitch to do. I would have to take a huge breath before trying. I'd be bigger than John fucking Candy, and he was one huge motherfucker.
Anyway, I bring this up because of the caf. Yes, the caf. I love the caf. The food is good. Getting tired of food is not something I really ever do, so I'm not worried about that. But see, the food is served buffet-style... Once you're in, no matter how much you eat, it still counts as a single meal. Because of this, I feel the need to eat as much as possible during each visit. At least $8.45 worth of food.
So, today, just as an example, my lunch consisted of a bowl of cereal, a cheeseburger, fries. two large slices of pizza (I took the biggest ones I could get) and two deli sandwiches. Oooo, and we can't forget that ice cream cone. That was also pretty good.
Freshman 15? Hah! Let's try Freshman 15^3, bitches.
Anyway, I bring this up because of the caf. Yes, the caf. I love the caf. The food is good. Getting tired of food is not something I really ever do, so I'm not worried about that. But see, the food is served buffet-style... Once you're in, no matter how much you eat, it still counts as a single meal. Because of this, I feel the need to eat as much as possible during each visit. At least $8.45 worth of food.
So, today, just as an example, my lunch consisted of a bowl of cereal, a cheeseburger, fries. two large slices of pizza (I took the biggest ones I could get) and two deli sandwiches. Oooo, and we can't forget that ice cream cone. That was also pretty good.
Freshman 15? Hah! Let's try Freshman 15^3, bitches.