Spanish freak (warning, dorkiness awaits)
I Heart Spanish class. It's one of the few classes I can just relax and be myself. -and I sit next to this girl named Tabitha. She's one of those sorority chics, but like, not THAT type. she's actually cool. One of the few sorority chics that I actually respect. Anyway, she and I sit in the back of the classroom, trying not to get called on, for the most part. But today was HER day.
The topic was using adjectives to describe people/places/things without actually saying the name of the object (kind of like the game Taboo. I love Taboo!) Well, her word was "toilet"--so she starts off..."An instrument used to flush..." An INSTRUMENT??? -my teacher cuts in, "I hardly think of it as an INSTRUMENT. unless you count flatulence as a type of melody!" So of course Tabitha turns beat red. I try to cut-in, to save her..."a device used to flush human waste. Also known as John, or in this case, JUAN" (which happens to be the name of my teacher) *this confuses him. "Why are you calling me a toilet???"
The next topic is describe the "man of your dreams." So Tabitha's going through her list aloud..."patient, kind, loving, christian, blue-eyes..." Juan interrupts, "The person you're describing is JESUS!" And instead of having some smart-alec comeback like, "Well, I set my standards high," or whatnot....Tab just concludes that she's a giant retard and refused to speak the rest of class. lol. Love her!
The topic was using adjectives to describe people/places/things without actually saying the name of the object (kind of like the game Taboo. I love Taboo!) Well, her word was "toilet"--so she starts off..."An instrument used to flush..." An INSTRUMENT??? -my teacher cuts in, "I hardly think of it as an INSTRUMENT. unless you count flatulence as a type of melody!" So of course Tabitha turns beat red. I try to cut-in, to save her..."a device used to flush human waste. Also known as John, or in this case, JUAN" (which happens to be the name of my teacher) *this confuses him. "Why are you calling me a toilet???"
The next topic is describe the "man of your dreams." So Tabitha's going through her list aloud..."patient, kind, loving, christian, blue-eyes..." Juan interrupts, "The person you're describing is JESUS!" And instead of having some smart-alec comeback like, "Well, I set my standards high," or whatnot....Tab just concludes that she's a giant retard and refused to speak the rest of class. lol. Love her!